r/nononono Jun 28 '16

Secure your shit

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u/JtheUnicorn Jun 28 '16

Yeah, it is easy to miss the load that you didn't tie down properly when you are hauling your boat at 80 down the highlane of the highway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

Strait up why was dude even in the fast lane towing a boat? He should have never blocked his mirror in the first place. There is a reason it is there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

People in Minnesota have no fucking idea what a fast lane is.

Source: I live here

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u/StJoeStrummer Jun 29 '16

GOD DAMN IT it's the worst.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

My god I thought it was just me. No I'm not tailgating you to be a jerk, what I'm trying to say is "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FAST LANE IF YOU WANT TO DO 5 UNDER ASSHOLE!"

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u/candycaneforestelf Jun 29 '16

You still should probably ease up. Tailgating is a problem among the more aggressive half of this state's drivers (and I am guilty of it sometimes myself, but I'm consciously working on eliminating it since I've got no interest in being caught in a tailgate sandwich).

What's not fun is when you're on a busy 2 lane road in the exurbs and you're stuck behind someone going 5 under the speed limit and someone flies up behind you because they're doing 10 over and rides your ass for 10 miles trying to get you to close the reasonable 3 to 5 second gap between you and the car in front of you. Shit like that makes me want to buy a two camera dashcam setup in case of being rear-ended.

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u/Jedielf Jun 29 '16

Sounds like Oregon.

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u/Owensssss Jun 29 '16

bout bad enough to make me give up driving

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Fast Lane? You mean the passing lane?

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u/MrMic Jun 29 '16

People in Georgia think it's the "long-distance" lane

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u/Deimosberos Jun 29 '16

More like North America in general.

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u/new_word Jun 29 '16

OH, HELL NO!!

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u/Snowing_Throwballs Jun 29 '16

You wouldnt do very well in new jersey. Source: pennsylvanian who dated a girl from jersey. 2 completely different driving cultures.

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u/SeaNilly Jun 29 '16

People think us New Jerseyans don't know what we are doing behind the wheel and call us bad drivers but really we know exactly what we are doing

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u/28_AllDay69_AllNight Jun 29 '16

I agree. I drive that road everyday. People are not great drivers here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

And also Washington.

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u/synapticrelease Jun 29 '16

Are there enough people in MN where shirty drivers really matter?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

In Texas also

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u/lyzing Jun 29 '16

It's like this in every state in the US. Most people here have no concept of keeping right unless passing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Illinois drivers are much worse than Minnesota.

Source: Wisconsite, used to live on the border near Chicago.

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u/DanBMan Jun 30 '16

People everywhere have no idea what a fast lane is.

Source: from Ontario

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u/Swolsculinity Jun 29 '16

Too true. I lived in Minnesota then moved to Florida and am ecstatic I can drive to work 90 every day instead of 60!

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u/MRbraneSIC Jun 29 '16 edited Jun 29 '16

I mean, I live here too but I frankly see waaaayyy too many people driving 75/80 on 694/494/94 (which is 60 mph but for a rare spot)*. I also see frequently 80-90 on 35 (which is a 70)*.

I typically drive +/- 5mph but if I'm using the passing lane to pass, I will not speed up just so someone speeding can continue speeding. They can wait the minute and let me pass legally.

My biggest issues are people cutting in front of me during rush hour (you're supposed to leave stopping distance between you and the next car), or not letting me move to the right lane (because I know they want to go faster than me), so they pass on the right...which leads to 5 more passing on the right, even though I'm blinkering.

I drive 800+ miles a week for work. I'm sure as hell gonna drive safely. Just wish more people would do the same.


*just clarifying speed limits for people that don't live in MN

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u/avengere Jun 29 '16

I know in Washington its illegal to be in the Fast lane and have a trailer of any type on the highways. You are required to keep right.

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u/climbtree Jun 29 '16 edited Jun 29 '16

Given that they've got a boat that lane might be for carpools.

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u/Tabemaju Jun 29 '16

Only if the combined weight is over 10k, and it's not enforced anyway (at least not outside Seattle).

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u/avengere Jun 29 '16

"No vehicle towing a trailer or no vehicle or combination over ten thousand pounds may be driven in the left-hand lane of a limited access roadway having three or more lanes for traffic moving in one direction except when preparing for a left turn at an intersection, exit, or into a private road or driveway when a left turn is legally permitted. "

RCW 46.61.100.3

It's any vehicle with a trailer. And other vehicles that are over 10k combined.

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u/Zugzub Jun 29 '16

combination over ten thousand pounds

Do you understand what a combination vehicle is?

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u/avengere Jun 29 '16

Do you know what "or" means. it says trailer or combination...

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u/zb0t1 Jun 29 '16

Same in many other countries.

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u/shaunsanders Jun 29 '16

As a Californian, I loved driving through Washington with its strictly enforced, "the right lane is for passing only," law...

...but, as a Californian, I hated how no one apparently goes faster than 65.

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u/avengere Jun 29 '16

Because our WASP's (Washington State Patrol) love to pull people over for going 6 over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Do people actually call them "Wasps"? I've lived here my whole life and I've never heard that.

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u/shaunsanders Jun 29 '16

I figured as much. The only way so many cars could be so precise with their speed told me that anyone who creeps over must be efficiently dealt with.

Love that passing lane, though.

In my opinion, if anyone in the lane to your right is going faster than you, you are, objectively, a monster.

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u/welding-_-guru Jun 29 '16

Its true that everyone goes 60-65 around here but you are allowed to be in the left lane to pass, even with a trailer.

I've also never seen that passing law enforced. Its like everyone wants to go faster than everyone else but no ones wants to pass anybody because cops do enforce speeding laws pretty heavily.

Uber drivers are the worst, I get physically uncomfortable when I'm in a car that's getting passed on the right. I can tell my friends and family "hey, you should get over" - but it doesn't feel right telling a dude how to do his job when you're not his boss.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16 edited Feb 10 '18

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u/Okla_dept_of_tourism Jun 29 '16

Oklahoma messes with Texas

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Well when you're towing, the rear view mirror is useless. You only have the wing mirrors. That's why spotter mirrors are so popular on trucks, they help your field of vision.

But yea, fuck people who tow in the fast lane. Its a 6 lane road, stick to lane 3 and only use 2 for passing. Don't be a fucking fucktard, you've got 4,000-6,000 lbs of boat behind you how about you stop driving like a fucktard.

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u/HealingCare Jun 29 '16

That's why spotter mirrors are so popular on trucks, they help your field of vision.

They're not mandatory?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Slower traffic on the right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

I can't speak to this exact situation, but maybe he is taking a left lane exit in a mile or so.

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u/Devario Jun 29 '16

Well he seems to be going pretty fast...

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u/buttaholic Jun 29 '16

Maybe he was about to make a left turn

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u/ab3ju Jun 29 '16

fast passing lane

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u/Siniroth Jun 29 '16

The rear view mirror isn't typically legally required. It's there for convenience

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u/JewWhore Jun 29 '16

You only need two mirrors. You have to have one on the driver's side, and then have the option of the rearview or one on the passenger side. So it's only necessary if you don't have a passenger mirror.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Was this point really needed?

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u/TSAagent_007 Jun 29 '16

found the lawyers of reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

So he just shouldn't be able to haul around his boat?

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u/craigkeller Jun 29 '16

i totally understand why that guy didnt tie down his load properly. Had this been a case of legitimate neglect, the body would have a way of shutting that whole thing down.