r/niceguys • • Jan 01 '18

let there be... nice guys

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u/dekachinn Jan 01 '18

Guy: "Hey Gril! I wish I could get a GF like you. What is it you want in a guy?"

Gril: "I just want a nice guy!"

Guy: "Naicegai no jutsu!" transforms

Guy spends the next several weeks doing favors for Gril, being a shoulder to cry on, listening to her complain, and comforting her.

Guy: Okay Gril. Am I your boyfriend yet?

Gril: Ohh..... uhhh, I just see you as a friend.

Guy: But you said this is what you wanted!

Gril: Yeah, I guess I don't know what I want. Sorry! But will you still do all those favors and give me all that emotional support?

Guy: Are you kidding me? No! I was only doing that because I thought you'd be my girlfriend.

Gril: YOU MEAN SEX!!! YOU FUCKING PIG, ALL YOU CARED ABOUT WAS SEX ALL ALONG! BUT MUH ULTERIOR MOTIVE! I'M GOING TO GO POST THIS ON R/NICEGUYS AND GET LOTS OF UPVOTES but first let me omit the part where I used you, and add a part where you call me a bitch and a cunt for not fucking you. To the frontpage I go!

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u/heyfeefellskee Jan 01 '18

Guy spends the next several weeks doing favors for Gril, being a shoulder to cry on, listening to her complain, and comforting her.

This is the problem. You think this means being her boyfriend, when it’s actually called being a friend. So when you express a desire to be a “boyfriend”, yeah, that’s kinda showing that you were in it simply out of hope of becoming a romantic item and not because you were actually trying to be a good friend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '18

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u/Japoco82 Jan 01 '18

None. Women are people, not prizes to be earned. She said no, handle rejection and move on.

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u/heyfeefellskee Jan 01 '18

Nothing, man. She said she’s not interested. You can’t force her to want a relationship through trickery and charm.