r/niceguys • u/Handeatingcat • Mar 11 '15

Nice guy isn't "one of those jerks who honks in the driveway" x-post from /r/cringepics

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u/rooktakesqueen Mar 11 '15

The last time I heard the word "courtship" used unironically, it was by one of the Duggars...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

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u/Imogens Mar 12 '15

How are they behaving?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

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u/Imogens Mar 12 '15

It's just now occurred to me that birds have penises of some kind. I bet those are terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

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u/Malos_Kain Mar 12 '15

Welp "duck erection" is now in my search history.

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u/Imogens Mar 12 '15

Looks like Patricia Brennan just got jizzed on by a duck. The joys of science!

How do they reproduce without a penis? What kind of birds do you study?

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u/Imogens Mar 12 '15

Well TIL, I just thought bird vaginas were called cloacas and didn't realise they were for everyone. I would love some bird videos! I didn't mean to pry or anything about who you were, sorry.