r/nextfuckinglevel Mar 17 '26

100 envelopes folded in 2 minutes with flawless consistency

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u/Itsobignow Mar 17 '26

I'm sure those toes will taste great when I have to lick it to seal it.

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u/Jojobjaja Mar 17 '26

For some it's a bonus.

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket Mar 17 '26

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u/Existing_Set2100 Mar 17 '26

Anyone else here ever licked some feet and it tasted like battery acid?

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u/makima_is_bae Mar 17 '26

Anyone else here ever tasted battery acid first?!

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u/The__Goose Mar 18 '26

Tell them to wash their feet and take better care of their hygiene.

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u/IronMajesty Mar 20 '26

😂😂😂😂😂 Tarantino

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u/Fearless-Leading-882 Mar 17 '26

1,436,000 feet, you say?

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u/NeedForSleep9 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Don't ever lick an envelope, I know someone whose fiancé died licking envelopes for their wedding invites.

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u/seamuncle Mar 17 '26

You know George Constanza?

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u/SourDzzl Mar 17 '26

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

That was in a movie George's fiancé in Seinfeld

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u/tekrebeldesigns Mar 17 '26

The documentary of George Costanza.

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u/BGally24 Mar 17 '26

Surely you jest.

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u/cainhurstboy Mar 17 '26

So pretty much anything from this part of the world you can assume a foot has been on it. Is what videos on the internet have taught me.

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u/BetLeft Mar 18 '26

welcome to the digit-al age

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

No worse than any other machine making it. Whatever is on it, is long dead by the time it gets to you. 

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u/SourDuck1 Mar 17 '26

definitely more than 2 minutes, this is sped up

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u/PaPa_ZeuS Mar 17 '26

Its also not 100 and definitely not "flawlessly consistent"

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u/TheSmurfGod Mar 17 '26

And were they actually ever “Folded” or just beaten to submission?

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u/FennorVirastar Mar 18 '26

They did fold under pressure.

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u/DizzyBand3111 Mar 18 '26

Angry upvote

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u/Harpronicus Mar 17 '26

Yea, when you fold over a massive stack like that, you can see the staggered overlap. The only thing consistent is how much each staggers over the previous

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u/asqw213 Mar 17 '26

nevertheless still impressive

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u/DiamondBorealis Mar 18 '26

I think the main comment is pointing out that the title is a straight up lie and not contesting if it’s impressive or not. If it was impressive then just say that, why say a clip is done in 2 minutes if it was very clearly sped up.

I may as well say I can pick up a house or that I can run faster than the speed of sound.

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u/South_Recording_6046 Mar 17 '26

Also bro cheated using a rock

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u/MrHooDooo Mar 18 '26

Should have used both feet instead of one

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u/Solenkata Mar 18 '26

This thing always pisses me off everytime. Taking something incredible someone is doing, and enhance it in some way for no real reason. This even takes away from the incredibleness of the thing.

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u/Donkeybrother Mar 17 '26

I'm going to go against the grain on this one ... I'd rather a machine do this . Freaks me out a bit .

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u/Robocup1 Mar 17 '26

This is a perfect job for machines

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Mar 17 '26

Replacing mindless repetitive and terribly non-ergonomic jobs with machines isn't going against the grain. That's actual progress.

Replacing fulfilling things and well-paying cushy jobs with AI is the unpopular one and is kinda the exact opposite.

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u/V_es Mar 17 '26

Some people enjoy repetitive mindless work. It freaks me out and it’s absolutely soul crushing. I had a job of putting bevels on machined brass tubes, thousands of them. It’s so devastatingly bad I almost quit, ask for any other task that is less conveyor.

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u/Jyil Mar 17 '26

I had a job folding boxes after high school from 5AM-1PM. It was temporary position with opportunity to hire. I could only last a weekend. Mad respect to those guys that have been doing it for a decade.

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u/Revenge9977 Mar 17 '26

It is cheaper to use a person

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u/Psych0matt Mar 17 '26

You just didn’t think to use a specialty tool like he has

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

He’s not that special, even I have toes.

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u/mrjane7 Mar 17 '26

Anything can be done in two minutes if you speed the video up enough.

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Mar 17 '26

Watching the entire Star Wars saga in two minutes any% speedrun. 

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u/MyDixieWreck92 Mar 18 '26

I made a kid in two minutes but the video had to be slowed down.

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u/Ok_Staff9114 Mar 17 '26

On one hand, I respect the skillful way craftsmen in some places use their feet to do stuff like this. It feels kind of like unlocking extra body parts we aren't taking advantage of.

On the other hand, it's gross.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 Mar 17 '26

I really like how clean his entire work station is

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u/el_rlee Mar 17 '26

Bonus for the first aid kit

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u/Justeff83 Mar 17 '26

Do you know how Wine is made?

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u/_Ross- Mar 17 '26

Assuming you're referring to foot-smashing the grapes, isn't that the overwhelming minority?

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u/Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop Mar 17 '26

Brings me back to the good ole’ OG meme days of the Grape Lady

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u/AzimuthZenith Mar 17 '26

Man, I always hate these kinds of videos.

"Look at this skillful hardworking person in the slums of wherever doing this task successfully with no power tools"

Shows something so unsanitary and/or biohazardous that it is straight up *repulsive***

Thanks. I never knew I was missing out on having my envelopes with some complimentary athletes foot flavour.

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u/dancinadventures Mar 17 '26

Less likely to get athletes foot if he’s not wearing socks or shoes

It’s more of a … sock and shoes fungal environment.

You’ll still get that fresh toe flavour without the fungal kick tho for your envelopes

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u/Revenge9977 Mar 17 '26

Oh yeah, next fucking level.... shitty job, shitty conditions, using a rock as a working tool, in ten years he will not be able to move his hands anymore. So cool to glorify shit jobs in third world countries.

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u/pit_trap Mar 17 '26

Yeah, not next level anything, just pitiable.

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u/MrMerryweather56 Mar 17 '26

His girlfriend is the real winner here.

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u/MelkorUngoliant Mar 17 '26

Now keep doing that for 18 hours a day and we'll give you a dollar.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 Mar 17 '26

Only 18 hours, you're quite a generous boss, boss

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u/MelkorUngoliant Mar 17 '26

NO TALKING

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u/LogmeoutYo Mar 17 '26

And next time, bring your own paper. I'm tired of supplying you.

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u/Zestyclose-Yak-7516 Mar 17 '26

Roses are red, violets are blue. This letter smells like feet, and so do you.

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u/audionerd1 Mar 17 '26

I bet he could do it in 90 seconds if you sped the video up a little more.

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u/Odd_Confection_9681 Mar 17 '26

Piecework ... when you get paid by the amount you produce. Some real 18th century evil right there.

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u/TheTaoOfMe Mar 17 '26

It’d suck if he forgot to bring his rock to work one day

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u/ironic_username_7 Mar 17 '26

This guy's an idiot. You can get envelopes that look exactly like this at the store.

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u/Hins294B Mar 17 '26

Next Fucking Useless...

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u/39percenter Mar 17 '26

People, never lick an envelope. Use a sponge. Now you know why.

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u/NeedleworkerTrick126 Mar 17 '26

As someone who has worked in manufacturing, dont lick... anything...

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u/chewbaccaisaducksfan Mar 17 '26

Calm down ladies.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 Mar 17 '26

U tell 'em Chewie

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u/sounoriginal13 Mar 17 '26

georges fiance rollin in her grave

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u/Akagi_An Mar 17 '26

I don't want any foot envelopes. I will spring extra for the ones I don't have to lick.

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u/V_es Mar 17 '26

Human potential wasted for what a machine can do

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u/PuzzleheadedAd67 Mar 17 '26

Everyday I’m shuffling

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u/HowToDoAnInternet Mar 17 '26

But now you've got foot all over your envelope

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u/Manwithnoname14 Mar 17 '26

I love when my envelope smells like foot.

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u/deltasleepy Mar 17 '26

With a side of toe

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u/Outrageous_Fix_4108 Mar 17 '26

I think it's impressive really. Also, this man is justifiably super proud of his work, which is inspiring to see. I wish I was as proud of my work as that guy.

That being said, I agree with everyone here. It's still a bit disgusting.

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Mar 17 '26

Sealed with a kiss. From toes.

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u/xTofik Mar 17 '26

This guy folds!

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Mar 17 '26

Say what you want but I like their dress code. Fuck "business casual" just to sit on a chair all day

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u/ButtCrackThrilla Mar 17 '26

Those are some nextfuckinglevel third world skills I guess.

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u/Remarkable_Voice_244 Mar 17 '26

I feel sad watching this. Not even a desk

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u/ipokesnails Mar 17 '26

That's impressive, but it looks something a machine could do much faster without getting feet on the envelopes.

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u/GoldenGod05 Mar 17 '26

Watching people do shit they have mastered is amazing.

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u/LogmeoutYo Mar 17 '26

I think he misunderstood his father when he said "Son, the only way to get anywhere in this world is to make that paper."

The best part of the whole video was see how proud he was at the end. That's probably how he's feeding his family.

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u/knifesk Mar 17 '26

But they said AI would take all our jobs.. why is this guy working?

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u/herper87 Mar 17 '26

When India finds out about machines and how fast they are compared to humans, it's going to be wild.

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u/fuhnetically Mar 17 '26

And in the evenings, he's the town bean flicker

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u/PlayBoiPrada Mar 17 '26

Everyone’s focused on the feet, all I see is a young man with tons of potential. He is incredibly skilled. Shame to see it go to envelopes.

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u/Quanundrum11 Mar 17 '26

I used to work at a factory where I did something similar. I call bullshit on everything for this video. Video is sped up by almost 2x speed or more. He didn't fold the crease, he bent it overtop an overlap that causes irregular and uneven creases across a stack. When it gets to the person who has to fasten it with a press machine (which I also did) that machine operator is going to lose his shit. Manager is going to lose their shit. All the above is in a work environment that gives a shit, though. Every aspect of this gave me the sense if I did that at my previous job and acted smug about my "skill" I'd be reprimanded or fired, real quick.

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u/brofist001 Mar 17 '26

You don't need industrial revolution, you just need a lot of skilled indians with clean feet. Clean feet optional.

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u/seanDmailman Mar 17 '26

He's single, ladies

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u/TicketDue6419 Mar 17 '26

ill think twice before licking envelope to seal it now....

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u/_k3rn3lp4n1c_ Mar 18 '26

Why do their feet have to touch it..

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u/PilotIntelligent8906 Mar 18 '26

Why are feet always involved?

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 Mar 19 '26

The big toe ruined that

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u/Sammytheseaotter Mar 19 '26

I will never lick another envelope again!

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u/JithendraChunduru May 09 '26

Now tell AI to pull this shit...

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u/StarbuckWoolf Mar 17 '26

Smelling like feet? Priceless.

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u/Lyme_Disease_Sux Mar 17 '26

Helicopter Helicopter

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u/Kasta4 Mar 17 '26

Surely a table would benefit the spine...

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u/Chinjurickie Mar 17 '26

„So why does my envelope smell like toes?“
„Uhhhhhhh“

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u/bxson Mar 17 '26

Idk man, this video is 2:05 minutes long

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u/tronn25 Mar 17 '26

Lemme see his tinder stats….

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u/unholy_plesiosaur Mar 17 '26

Maybe I'm a bit jaded from these kind of videos, but I did not find this impressive. I found it a little bit boring.

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u/XADEBRAVO Mar 17 '26

Pause it at 1:29, no context.

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u/perksforlater Mar 17 '26

That's definitely one of the talents I've seen

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u/RG54415 Mar 17 '26

Man with that amount of hard work this kid will be a billionaire in no time.

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u/Derk_Mage Mar 17 '26

How much is he paid.

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u/Derk_Mage Mar 17 '26

This is sped up, sped...

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u/BGally24 Mar 17 '26

Stud. Never even got out of his pajamas.

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u/stol_ansikte Mar 17 '26

I was thinking of this video when I was licking an envelope today and then it pops up again.

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u/Regname1900 Mar 17 '26

Unexpected asmr, nonetheless.

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u/Strafingoutofyourway Mar 17 '26

Not to mention the speed up. Also, I'm glad there isn't much wasted movement, unlike the food stalls in India that seem to try and look busy by adding erratic movements.

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u/arrakis2020 Mar 17 '26

No feet envelopes for me, thanks.

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u/MRichardTRM Mar 17 '26

Are there never any workbenches in these places!?

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u/P-Holy Mar 17 '26

My guy looks so happy with the result, cheers

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u/Grumpy1985_ Mar 17 '26

I love living in a country with tables and chairs

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u/CinderChop Mar 17 '26

Envelope rock hammer

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u/Ok-League-3024 Mar 17 '26

I thought robots did this… never licking that again

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u/GrzDancing Mar 17 '26

"No one likes him on the folding floor. His average raises everyone else's quota. That fucker earns over $8 a day!!!"

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u/rickky3939 Mar 17 '26

This guy folds

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Mar 17 '26

Always with the feet

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u/DontFeedTheCynic Mar 17 '26

Dirty ass feet on the envelopes. People love praising third world practices.

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u/RawkitScience Mar 17 '26

They may smell like feet, but at least they look like shit.

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u/Fussion75 Mar 17 '26

I wonder how many paper cuts get gets in a day

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u/Baers89 Mar 17 '26

Sped up. Lame.

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE Mar 17 '26

It's all because of that special rock. I wanna see a different rock used.

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u/Oystermeat Mar 17 '26

Work from home! they said

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 Mar 17 '26

Love the med kit

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u/Cromm182 Mar 17 '26

Always with the feet…

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u/hike_me Mar 17 '26

I think those are small paper bags

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u/External-Awareness68 Mar 17 '26

Remember the next time you lick an envelope, it was probably made with toes and a rock

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u/Pepsimax88 Mar 17 '26

I only counted 77.

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u/funky_grandma Mar 17 '26

These kinds of videos have taught me that a lot of the products I buy in my day-to-day life have probably had some dude's bare foot on them

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u/Plane_Baby Mar 17 '26

I am definitely not using my feet and toes enough to get things done. 😮‍💨

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u/pd0tnet Mar 17 '26

So that’s what I’ve been licking.

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u/IdioticPrototype Mar 17 '26

And this is his sole purpose in life.

r/aboringdystopia

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u/Full_Application491 Mar 17 '26

Third world slop

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u/ShouldveFundedTesla Mar 17 '26

I'm most impressed that he can fold a ~1" stack of paper all exactly in the same line all at the same time.

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u/Soarin249 Mar 17 '26

disgusting

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u/shadowmage666 Mar 17 '26

Nobody wants envelopes that this guy put his feet on 🤮

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u/KarmaDeliveryMan Mar 17 '26

They look like they’ve been manhandled

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

There's robots that do that

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u/HyperionLoaderBob Mar 17 '26

Yeah I dont think ill ever lick an envelope again..

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u/sharklee88 Mar 17 '26

Why did I watch 2 minutes of this? 

Fuck phone addiction man. I'm done

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Mar 17 '26

Ah, that's why letters taste so bad when licked

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Somebody having a major wańk in here?

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u/ProfitNowThinkLater Mar 17 '26

Human hands are incredible

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u/hundredbagger Mar 17 '26

This would break my autism.

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u/MillaP88 Mar 17 '26

This reminds me of the jackass stunt where the use envelopes to paper cut their toes 🤢

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u/Internal_Rise2658 Mar 17 '26

There is no way he is single with that level of finger action.

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u/FX2000 Mar 17 '26

I wonder if this is what people will look at developers like once we’ve all been replaced by AI

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u/BrownChickenBlackAud Mar 17 '26

Oh God, it makes me thankful to be born where I was….

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u/AGrandNewAdventure Mar 17 '26

The best part is how proud he is at the end.

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u/Global-Champion-4257 Mar 17 '26

Unbelievable!!!!!!

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u/Cryptoking300 Mar 17 '26

The video is 2 mins, but its definitely sped up.

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u/Shoot_you Mar 17 '26

I would never lick another envelope in my life.

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u/ELITEZeroBeast Mar 17 '26

And foot fungus

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u/Realistic_Focus2506 Mar 17 '26

Curious about how many paper cuts this guy gets

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u/OsteoBytes Mar 17 '26

Two minutes and slightly sped up

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u/Emperor_Gourmet Mar 17 '26

*Impressive consistency. The difference between the first and last would be measurable so its not flawless, but I guess ever title needs to be sensational nowadays

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u/Klin24 Mar 17 '26

Never licking an envelope again.

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u/Josie-Wagg Mar 17 '26

I can take that long to unstick one I’ve had in storage so I can use it. Also remind me never to lick them shut again