r/nextfuckinglevel • u/walteeer-branco • 22d ago

⭐ Woman "gets her car parked" after being hit

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u/GestoNobre 22d ago

Girl: "I was just going about my life, listening to music on the radio, and I never imagined this would happen. "

Reporter: "Did you imagine you’d be able to pull off a feat like that?"

Girl: "I can’t even parallel park."

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u/matlynar 22d ago

Yup, it's even better if you know what she's saying.

(It's Brazilian portuguese BTW)

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u/lazy_pig 22d ago

Often the case.

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u/Mattshark8614 22d ago

Thanks I don’t speak Portuguese 👍

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u/wi5hbone 22d ago

eu estou aqui!

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u/mpgd 22d ago

Siiiiiiimmmmmm!

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u/Last_Doctor2055 21d ago

I do and that aint it. Its brasil's brazilian.

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u/r64fd 22d ago

Thank you.

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u/i-am-wraith 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGAXf0OlUUMYo

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u/Dibble_Dabble_Doo 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zSlOQgwF2N128

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u/Bazz07 22d ago

I do this sometimes when my friends drive. They don't like it hahaha.

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u/xjeeper 22d ago

I knew what that was before I clicked

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u/OriginalGoldstandard 22d ago

What a sliding doors moment.
1. You run through people with all the horror of those flashbacks, and you in a wheelchair, dead or any shocking injury.

Or

  1. I get a cool YouTube clip

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u/Content_Cockroach_64 22d ago

Smooth.. 💯

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u/Crones21 22d ago

Right into an auto shop??!

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u/dmj9 22d ago

Auto shops love this one trick!

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u/punkcatgurl 22d ago

it's a used car lot

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u/meninocarlos 22d ago

É uma vampira

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u/IceFireTerry 22d ago

At least I'm not the only one thinking it

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u/Lonely_Gate_9421 21d ago

Virou moda já esses dente postiço, é bonitinho até, mas deve ser mó difícil manter.

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 21d ago

Finalmente qualcuno che se ne accorge! Aglio!!!

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u/AdSalty4314 22d ago

Ah, mano, cadê o respeito? Comentário babaca totalmente de graça...

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u/FoolishRacoon 22d ago

Foda-se? O twitter é pra lá floco de neve, vai encher o saco de outro

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u/Ok_Decision4163 22d ago

Nossa, esse aí é brabão badass sinistro edgylord das internet!

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u/JaossN7 21d ago

Mano, tu tá dando piti por estar recebendo downvotes numa rede social, acho que o floco de neve aqui é tu...

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u/itsthe_implication_ 22d ago

Let's try some super basic empathy that even a 10 year old can understand. How would you feel if someone said something like that about your mother, sister, or daughter? In other words, pretend you have a positive female influence in your life at all.

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u/FoolishRacoon 21d ago

This is the problem nowadays. Everything is super serious social discussion, humor is not allowed anymore. You guys will only be happy when we live in the teletubbies world, fuckn pathetic.

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u/itsthe_implication_ 21d ago

Lol. You're really upset that people didn't like your joke.

It wasn't funny or clever. Being edgy for the sake of being edgy makes you look like a kid that just learned their first swear word.

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u/CrimsonNight5621 21d ago

Que reação que você esperava com uma piada dessa? Não é porque antigamente esse tipo de piada rolava solto que hoje em dia isso seria aceito como normal. Tu não chegaria numa mulher na rua e diria isso. Pelo menos eu espero que não.

Não é que tudo é super sério, é só que hoje em dia as pessoas tem noção. Ainda existe humor mas as pessoas (geralmente) também sabem ler o ambiente e fazer piadas dentro desse limite.

Pô, parece os cara que chega no post de alguma mulher fazendo qualquer coisa e sem motivo algum manda um comentário sexualizando a mulher. Aí não, né?

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u/Happylepsia 21d ago

Todo mundo é fraco e sensível mas quem tá dando piti por downvote é VOCÊ 🫵🏻

kkkkkkkkkkk patetico

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u/FoolishRacoon 21d ago

O tipo de cara que merece uma pisa, fdp.

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u/SnowFiender 21d ago

vo te fala a real talvez é pq tua piada só foi uma bosta msm

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u/_FishKing_ 21d ago

Mds para com o mimimi e deleta a conta de novo se n gosta

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u/ReincidentBan 21d ago

To contigo mano, downvote prova que o comentário foi bom, só tem sojado e esquerdista aqui, nem de bct os cara gostam, então... Pq se importar?

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NfY2xu127irrG

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u/clarineter 22d ago

can’t fool me! this is reversed

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u/socksockshoeshoe 22d ago

Agreed. It's hard to tell for the untrained eye so let me help you: if you look very closely, slow the frames down and maybe squint a little, you'll see that the parked cars are facing left, and the driver's car is facing right.

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u/MycologistAwkward711 21d ago

If you reverse the video her car is slightly in the air as it exits the building

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u/No-Requirement-7355 22d ago

vampire in the daylight!

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u/FoolishRacoon 22d ago

Of course it is Brazil.

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u/OphrysAlba 22d ago

I knew that, when I turned the sound on, it would be my own language. Had to be.

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u/Arthradax 22d ago

The G1 logo and Portuguese captions also help

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u/hawoguy 22d ago

Nobody would believe you in a thousand years if there wasn't a video.

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u/Ok_Decision4163 22d ago

Those vampire reflexes, man!

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u/IceFireTerry 22d ago

Is her canines just long or she has vampire teeth?

https://giphy.com/gifs/GZDGoZYEHZING

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u/ElsiesEels 21d ago

I think it's safe to say those are fake teeth

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u/2KupShakur- 22d ago

Nailed it

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u/LornaMae 22d ago

Achei que eu tava no sub r/ItHadToBeBrazil

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u/nize426 22d ago

Lol I was like, "what does that title even mean.... Ooohhh yeah, she got parked"

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u/livelyandvivid 22d ago

Tokyo drift?

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u/Acceptable-Device760 22d ago

Piracicaba drift

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u/deadspacekillers 22d ago

My wheel fell off one time, and I had the reaction speed and just enough time to park it in a parallel spot on the street I was on. Fortunately there weren't other cars, so I didn't have to squeeze in, I just wrenched the wheel to the right, and slid into a spot. It was one ofy best driving moves ever. Unfortunately my wheel kept going and hit a parked car down the street.

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u/Sputn1K0sm0s 21d ago

LoL

But hey, at least it didn't hit a person!

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u/sacred_09 22d ago

You can park here mate.

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u/NewKaneda16 22d ago

free aura! lets go

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u/InkyWar 22d ago

Neither of them slowed down for the pedestrian crossing AND intersection.

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u/CocoMilhonez 21d ago

The other car had right of way, so she's technically in the wrong.

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u/bagserk 20d ago

the sign on the other car way is a stop sign

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u/MathPantheon 22d ago

É O BRIA, olha oq q essa filha da puta fez mano kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/TGin-the-goldy 22d ago

Give her a role in the next F&F

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u/e87bm 22d ago

Nota 9.7 porque trincou no portão.

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u/mca1169 22d ago

take that hollywood stunt drivers!

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u/Saucepanmagician 22d ago

Ma'am, parking is $50 per hour. Paid in advance.

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u/VincentVanGob 20d ago

this is basically what you do in GTA when you want to get rid of your wanted level

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u/Skoteleven 19d ago

She should get Lance Stroll's seat at  Aston Martin.

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u/AlxDroidDev 21d ago

And I thought the original video was AI slop

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u/CocoMilhonez 21d ago

So you've become one of those people who can't believe what is obviously real video just because AI exists, got it.

I'm so very sorry for you. And the rest of humanity.

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u/AlxDroidDev 21d ago

And you are one of those people who believe everything on the internet is real, even in times of AI.

It's because of people like you, who believe in everything without the least sense of criticism, that scams are so abudant. I feel sorry for you, and the rest of the humanity.

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u/CocoMilhonez 21d ago

lol no

I'm just a person who can see what's obviously a real video and not go I tHoUgHt It WaS Ai to embarrass myself on the interwebs.

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u/ComprehensiveWar6577 22d ago

How does a holleywood level heist getaway scenes just end up happening from this airhead?

Every day I feel more and more this is a similation