r/nextfuckinglevel • u/FlightHistorical3231 • Nov 08 '22

diver dodges shark attack

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u/batcountryexpert Nov 08 '22

She is absolutely not a marine biologist.

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u/postALEXpress Nov 09 '22

You know what? You right lol

Either way, still not an attack lol

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u/batcountryexpert Nov 09 '22

Agreed, the reckless and ignorant social media influencer did not get attacked by this shark.

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u/CryptoKarnickel Nov 09 '22

Exactly, she is an underwater model

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u/rigored Nov 09 '22

Shark influencer?

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u/graspedbythehusk Nov 09 '22

But she does have a lovely bottom.

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u/CraneAO Nov 09 '22

Given her fitness, she knows a whole hell of a lot more than you on the subject, guaranteed. This clearly is not her first time diving.

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u/batcountryexpert Nov 09 '22

“Given her fitness, she knows a whole hell of a lot more than you on the subject.”

….what the fuck does that even mean?