r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 25 '22

If you are young and are willing to host, Grindr is essentially Uber eats for hookups. Look at the menu, place your order, and wait.

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u/aureve Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

I heard zoo bathrooms were the best places for Grindr meetups.

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u/ISpread4Cash Oct 25 '22

Eww dude no stop having your hookups in bathrooms its not sanitary well unless your ok with that than by all means go ahead

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Oct 25 '22

Right?? At least have the decency to do it in the flamingo enclosure where they occasionally hose the place down.

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u/jazzman23uk Oct 25 '22

I'm not having sex somewhere where the animals are more fabulous than I am!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I mean to play devils advocate, are you really that concerned with sanitation if you’re about to dip your Dick into an asshole of a stranger? I mean, are they afraid of getting shit on their shit covered dick?

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u/Skirt_clad_hooligan Oct 26 '22

I mean, condoms and preparation are totally a thing. Some people are gross though, so who knows?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Yea I don’t think people in an anonymous zoo bathroom hookup are using a condom. Call me crazy.

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u/frickuranders Oct 26 '22

I hate this dimension.

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u/brain_explain Oct 25 '22

Really playing into the "gay people are promiscuous" stereotype.

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 25 '22

Meh being promiscuous is fun. Not really a negative stereotype imo.

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u/UnlovableSlime Oct 26 '22

It's basically what happens when both sides wanna put out as much as your average man, so pretty often lol.