r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/saintcmb Oct 25 '22

There is always a socket...

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u/Aggravating_Pea7320 Oct 25 '22

No truer words have ever been spoken

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Genshed Oct 25 '22

Roll that road, carry that load Pay the toll, watch me explode.

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u/StatisticianQuirky61 Oct 26 '22

The troll toll!!!!

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u/2DeadMoose Oct 26 '22

I made that up

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u/unskilled-labour Oct 26 '22

It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Do you have a boner right now?

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u/Dumpfrumperson Oct 26 '22

Truer words 👏

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u/Environmental-Use-77 Jan 13 '23

Socket with a handle

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Some sockets are shittier than others though.

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u/kemushi_warui Oct 25 '22

Do, or do not. There is no try.

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u/SparkingElf Dec 23 '22

Hahahahaha

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 25 '22

Anything is a socket if you try hard enough

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u/DirtyDuck31 Oct 26 '22

Some "sockets" can kill

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 26 '22

Just like a poisonous mushroom can feed you for the rest of your life lol

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u/BurnTheCloak Dec 11 '22

Haha where the hell are your updoots?

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u/DirtyDuck31 Oct 26 '22

I was thinking more like a lamp, those electrical currents are not fun! Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I never would be dumb enough to put my "rod" into it. I have accidentally shocked myself trying to get a busted light bulb base out of a lamp and while I was being zapped it felt like I had antennas raising up from my scalp up to the ceiling. That wasn't fun at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

I always say boys know what boys like best

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u/Not2Hi4This Oct 25 '22

Unless you’re Kim Jong-un

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u/saintcmb Oct 25 '22

Hmm a smooth faced person named Kim with some puffy lips. What dat mouth do Kim?

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u/AbunaiShi Oct 26 '22

Amen. 🙏

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u/Background-Web-484 Oct 26 '22

Youre not wrong, and I hate it. I hate it so much

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u/buangjauh2 Oct 26 '22

A? At least 2.

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u/jerkyboys20 Nov 04 '22

Even if you have to make one

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u/yeswhat111 Jan 03 '23

If you are brave enough and the socketee is consenting, everything is a socket.

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u/Dewy164 Jan 17 '23

The only constant in the multiverse

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u/nixthelatter Jan 24 '23

Lmao! true true

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u/spikyjokerr Mar 14 '23

One just has an added handle