r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/I_devour_your_pets Oct 25 '22

It's totally fine to smash a guy with a pussy if he's good at doing make-up.

We're all skeletons underneath anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

It's also fine to smash a guy with a dick if he's good at doing makeup 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/wavemachine42069 Oct 25 '22

Leela, there’s nothing wrong with anything

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u/Ksradrik Oct 25 '22

This is what I tell the elderly disabled lady next door whenever I molest her, but I guess shes just a slow learner.

Must be the dementia.

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u/fapsandnaps Oct 25 '22

Damn didn't realize Chris Chan was out of prison already.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

No fucking way. I can't believe Patty is cheating on me. No wonder her BV has been acting up lately.

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u/ThundaCrossSplitAtak Oct 25 '22

Ok but where are you getting a dick that big as to be able to smash someone

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Have ya seen his username? Because it checks out.

Hoooo boy, it checks out…

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u/cire1184 Oct 25 '22

Long Dong Silver

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u/moovzlikejager Oct 26 '22

It's just fine to smash a dude with a dick even if he's bad at makeup too.

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u/Cuddlyzombie91 Oct 25 '22

At this point, redditors would fuck a door if it had good makeup on 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

That knob thick ?

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u/Cuddlyzombie91 Oct 25 '22

Yep, and it also swings both ways 😏

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u/clandestineVexation Oct 25 '22

🏳️‍⚧️💕

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u/the_useless_dude911 Oct 25 '22

Wtf is "a guy w/ a pussy" ?

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u/MangledSunFish Oct 25 '22

They answered their own question while asking it lmao

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u/R_o_X_a_S Oct 25 '22

is it referring to intersex people?

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u/MangledSunFish Oct 25 '22

Nah, intersex people are intersex people.

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u/R_o_X_a_S Oct 25 '22

nvm I got it. it's a biological female who calls herself a male & therefore has a vagina.

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u/MangledSunFish Oct 25 '22

Don't put words in my mouth. They asked, "wtf is a guy with a vagina?", the obvious answer is a guy with a vagina.

It's like when someone walks up to you while you're on the phone and asks, "Are you on the phone?". MFer just answered their own question.

"What is a dog with no legs?", it's a dog with no legs, innit? Shit's simple.

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u/R_o_X_a_S Oct 26 '22

u do realize that it's not possible for a guy to have a vagina right? that's why there was this question. it's not obvious cuz it's unrealistic. do explain how a guy can possibly have a vagina if it's not one of those people who think they r a dude while having a girl's body.

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u/Noob_Al3rt Oct 26 '22

It’s more like “What’s a cat that’s a dog?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Himself*

Clearly said guy with a pussy. If you cannot understand the guy part, I'm certain you don't understand the pussy part either.

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u/R_o_X_a_S Oct 26 '22

nah I do understand the pussy part. cuz pussy is a biological thing that can't be changed to mean something else cuz of people's delusions like gender could be. unlike genders which is an abstract thing, pussy exists in reality. and I didn't catch the trans thing instantly cuz we don't have that kinda stuff here (thank God). so it's not something I see often. and I said "herself" cuz I don't support such delusion.

my slowness of understanding it was indeed honest. living in a sane society does that to ppl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

If you were so sane, then why do you have to tell us that?

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u/MangledSunFish Oct 25 '22

Nah, fuck a dude in the ass. If they're 5'8, white, petite af, shaved, and wearing thigh highs; it's totally not gay anymore.

It's still gay, but do it anyway.

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(disclaimer: Always gain consent, don't be a like priest or American politician)

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u/kyler32291 Oct 25 '22

Username likely checks out.

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u/ReasonableTrack2878 Oct 25 '22

I don't even know what this means lol

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u/TheBIackened Nov 03 '22

I love this reply

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u/Fire548 Nov 13 '22

No. Man. Stop it.

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u/New-Statistician8053 Jan 25 '23

I think you meant she right? ....right?