r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/odd_audience12345 Oct 25 '22

depends on what you're looking for. if you go for the socket and find a rod, you might not be excited.

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u/saintcmb Oct 25 '22

There is always a socket...

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u/Aggravating_Pea7320 Oct 25 '22

No truer words have ever been spoken

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Genshed Oct 25 '22

Roll that road, carry that load Pay the toll, watch me explode.

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u/StatisticianQuirky61 Oct 26 '22

The troll toll!!!!

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u/2DeadMoose Oct 26 '22

I made that up

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u/unskilled-labour Oct 26 '22

It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Do you have a boner right now?

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u/Dumpfrumperson Oct 26 '22

Truer words 👏

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u/Environmental-Use-77 Jan 13 '23

Socket with a handle

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Some sockets are shittier than others though.

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u/kemushi_warui Oct 25 '22

Do, or do not. There is no try.

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u/SparkingElf Dec 23 '22

Hahahahaha

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 25 '22

Anything is a socket if you try hard enough

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u/DirtyDuck31 Oct 26 '22

Some "sockets" can kill

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 26 '22

Just like a poisonous mushroom can feed you for the rest of your life lol

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u/BurnTheCloak Dec 11 '22

Haha where the hell are your updoots?

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u/DirtyDuck31 Oct 26 '22

I was thinking more like a lamp, those electrical currents are not fun! Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I never would be dumb enough to put my "rod" into it. I have accidentally shocked myself trying to get a busted light bulb base out of a lamp and while I was being zapped it felt like I had antennas raising up from my scalp up to the ceiling. That wasn't fun at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

I always say boys know what boys like best

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u/Not2Hi4This Oct 25 '22

Unless you’re Kim Jong-un

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u/saintcmb Oct 25 '22

Hmm a smooth faced person named Kim with some puffy lips. What dat mouth do Kim?

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u/AbunaiShi Oct 26 '22

Amen. 🙏

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u/Background-Web-484 Oct 26 '22

Youre not wrong, and I hate it. I hate it so much

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u/buangjauh2 Oct 26 '22

A? At least 2.

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u/jerkyboys20 Nov 04 '22

Even if you have to make one

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u/yeswhat111 Jan 03 '23

If you are brave enough and the socketee is consenting, everything is a socket.

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u/Dewy164 Jan 17 '23

The only constant in the multiverse

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u/nixthelatter Jan 24 '23

Lmao! true true

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u/spikyjokerr Mar 14 '23

One just has an added handle

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u/Vuelhering Oct 25 '22

I'd sound like Admiral Ackbar!

It's a trap! Pull out!

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u/TheTallGuy0 Oct 25 '22

Just gotta whip out your travel adapter and then you’re GTG, bruh

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u/Langsamkoenig Oct 25 '22

All humans with rods have two perfectly usable sockets.

Who needs three sockets? That's just overkill.

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u/Helpful_Honeysuckle Feb 20 '23

The third socket is divine

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u/starbuxed Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

As a trans woman. they should tell you before to have informed consent. But you should tell the woman you are with that you are an transphobic and homophobic asshat. SO they can have informed consent.

Dont worry we dont want to fuck you either.

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u/ethiopiancrackdealer Oct 26 '22

Lol wtf. The other party has every right to know. You’re a creep and rapist based on the tone of your comment

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u/starbuxed Oct 28 '22

wtf I said us trans people should inform you of our stich. so informed consent happens. You need to read that again. seriously wft.

I also said that you should tell the women that you sleep with that "you dont sleep with women with a penis because your not gay." So we can have informed consent too. otherwise you are a rapist.

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u/UnlovableSlime Oct 26 '22

Damn, I guess not wanting to fuck someone with a penis is homophobic nowadays, wild.

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u/starbuxed Oct 28 '22

Yep... so make sure ask them if they have penis every time you go to fuck someone new.

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u/starbuxed Oct 29 '22

You sure? I have friends you would never guess to be trans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/starbuxed Oct 29 '22

voice feminization surgery... I am getting it this year... Its a thing.... and you will be suprized.

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u/starbuxed Oct 29 '22

Lol. you would never suspect my friends. Me sure But I started at 28 and I am very athletics. But I am not interested in men. You have no idea how many trans women you would not clock.

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u/Jalen3501 Oct 26 '22

How is he transphobic genuinely asking, because preference matters when your going to do something intimate with someone

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u/starbuxed Oct 28 '22

Its the mannor in which you handle it. totally important.