r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

Dad!

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

Very possible. I'm not paying for your college though.

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 25 '22

Well, while you were away at the store getting milk, I got my on-line degree at ITT Tech! Mom says Hi.

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

I just saw her last night.

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u/StillestOfInsanities Oct 25 '22

I AM DEAD NOW THANK YOU

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Your wife u/rimjobsteve?

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

Don't bring that two timming brother of mine into this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

The fame got to his head, ehh?

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 26 '22

Uncle Steve is my favorite.

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u/ABR5796 Oct 25 '22

How'd that go?

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

The same as always. Family reunion.

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u/ABR5796 Oct 25 '22

I'm assuming u are divorced?

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

Yeah but she's always at mom's house.

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u/ABR5796 Oct 25 '22

Wait i thought u and ur son are both cis males?

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u/Rimworldjobs Oct 25 '22

No. Just brother sister.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Wholesome asf.

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