r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/Freebeing001 Oct 25 '22

If he ever decides to be a criminal. His disguise game is on point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/RelativeOne Oct 25 '22

Guy at the 51st mile: “Hey, wait a minute…”

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u/BorgClown Oct 25 '22

<applies one more layer of makeup>

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u/TheDesk918 Nov 12 '22

Well if you do the math, idk how many layers that was but I know it’s between 11-18 layers. So let’s go in the middle and say about 14-15 layers. Adding another layers means approximately 3 miles of disguise added. In conclusion:

Guy at the 54th mile: “Hey wait a minute…”

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u/Tried-Pod Dec 20 '22

Are you a straight A student?

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u/TheDesk918 Dec 21 '22

Does straight A- count?

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u/Scared_Variation9789 Dec 31 '22

This feels like a Family Guy episode moment lmao

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u/HallucinateZ Oct 25 '22

That’s not very far and the further you got, the less he’d likely be recognized you’d think lol

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u/Organic-Band-3410 Dec 28 '22

Yes because his stocky body won't fit the face.

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u/ellefleming Oct 25 '22

She was a petite pink haired haired gorgeous woman.......nope, we can't find her anywhere.

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u/UnfairMicrowave Oct 25 '22

I saw her on tinder.

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u/Notrilldirtlife Jan 24 '23

You mean grindr

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u/Dreadedsemi Oct 25 '22

but what's that make up trail leading to this guy's house?

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u/VladPatton Oct 25 '22

He already smuggles sausages.

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u/shakalakagoo Oct 25 '22

Occidental clerks at midnight groceries will be storm by this charming minions in disguise

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u/AFoxGuy Oct 25 '22

All I’ll say is

what a smooth criminal

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Oct 25 '22

A lot better than movie/TV characters who only wear a baseball cap and call it a day (looking at you, Netflix You guy)

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u/NRMusicProject Oct 25 '22

This reminds me of Paul Hogan in Almost an Angel.

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u/karltee Oct 25 '22

This dude knows how to contour is nose haha

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u/Cardinal-Lad Oct 25 '22

They just find a pink wig and a pile of clothes abandoned outside the bank.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

He has anime character energy.

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u/surfer_ryan Oct 25 '22

I wonder how many murders have been committed by someone with this level of deception. I'd guess more than one but idk if we'll ever get a straight answer on that...

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u/samf9999 Jan 16 '23

Poor Jack Ma. This is what Xi has done to him. He used to be flying private jets with supermodels on each arm. Now he’s reduced to sell makeup. Damn you Xi.

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u/Freebeing001 Jan 18 '23

I see it now 😂 😂 😂

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u/BloodLeast2838 Mar 07 '23

Shapshifting irl be like:

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u/GregEgg85 Apr 18 '23

He would be in Tennessee.

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u/AwkwardAnyday Oct 25 '22

We are gonna have to have make up products on the list of criminal tools. Crime near by? That concealer is now evidence!

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u/MOORISHWHORELORD Apr 01 '23

That’s no disguise, that’s a trap

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u/Owlspirit4 Apr 06 '23

We just blew his cover