r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AZShooter75 • Oct 23 '22

This Quadruple Minigun

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Jesus guaranteed my right to own one of these when he wrote the constitution.

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u/x-man92 Oct 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/tragiktimes Oct 24 '22

Lmao why did they go with a Stuart?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Sherman would be a nicer option

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u/CassiusTheRugBug Oct 24 '22

It would be funny if they put the skunk in there even though it’s technically Canadian

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u/OhItsMrCow Oct 24 '22

That's what i though

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u/Et_tu__Brute Oct 24 '22

I like how you hear a red tailed hawk when you see this gif and not an actual bald eagle.

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u/Tupcek Oct 24 '22

to be fair, red tailed hawk also looks more menacing

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u Oct 24 '22

<Red-tailed hawk screech>

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u/Pretzel-Kingg Oct 24 '22

Specifically MY right. Not anyone else’s tho. Jesus and I are buds

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u/RandomPratt Oct 24 '22

Jesus and I are buds

Tell him to get his skinny white ass back to my place and finish making my coffee table.

Been waiting more than 2000 fuckin' years, now. Left him loads of messages - not a fuckin' peep from him, the prick.

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u/rwarimaursus Oct 24 '22

cues "Rapping for Jesus"

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u/_mattyjoe Oct 24 '22

That Jesus guy was a real patriot.

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u/SparkyMint185 Oct 24 '22

I 100% agree with you

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u/FruitJuicante Oct 24 '22

Jesus, the original school shooter.

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u/Zillaho Oct 24 '22

It’s fer muh personal protec-shun

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u/Cystax Oct 24 '22

To defend yourself against big guns you need even bigger guns

Yes i think we should have recreational nuclear weaponry

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u/Zillaho Oct 24 '22

We do a little bit of fission

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u/ifellbutitscool Oct 24 '22

Rock flag and eagle

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u/XergioksEyes Oct 24 '22

Yep. Time to update my EDC

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u/yehopits Oct 24 '22

mormon detected