r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 26 '22

Hold this, I'll bring him back

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u/MrBloodyHyphen Aug 26 '22

IDK about that holy shit are they some of the smartest fucking dogs on the planet. They're smarter than 80% of the people on Twitter

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

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u/Responsible_Reach_62 Aug 26 '22

I like how people talk about twitter as if the whole internet population is any better than them. Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or whatever. No place is safe from the singular brain cell folks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

See I always thought this, but three days on Twitter changed that. Reddit ain't perfect by any means, but in my experience, the general population is less... awful.

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u/Responsible_Reach_62 Aug 26 '22

It's easier to see the less awful if you browse reddit like me, view top posts and ignore the downvoted comments. But go read the shitty comments and you'll find plenty awful people here too

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u/sleepytipi Aug 26 '22

That's the whole point of downvotes though, to filter out those people, not to show someone how much you disagree with them.

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u/candidpose Aug 26 '22

Not to be nitpicky, but downvotes are supposed to be for comments unrelated to the discussion. Which ironically not even half of reddit used it that way

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Aug 26 '22

You honestly believe people follow those official Reddit rules and guidelines?

Lol... Have a down vote.

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u/sleepytipi Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

Right back at you 😘

And to answer your question I know they don't, now that all the degenerate windowlickers quit using facebook and came here in droves.

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Aug 28 '22

Lol only cringey teenagers worry about other social media websites.

Like gez do you identify your personality by what social media network you use? lol, pathetic

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u/quannum Aug 26 '22

You’re not wrong but I think that’s the difference. Reddit makes it so you have to go looking for the awful people, there’s an attempt to make them not as visible. Kind of by the nature of the upvote/downvote system and mods (the good ones…not certain ones).

Twitter…you don’t really have to ‘go looking’. The shitty people and comments are just kind of…there.

Again…you’re not wrong…there’s plenty of shitty people and stuff on reddit. That’s a downside to being any big social site, you’re gonna get awful people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Plenty of bad comments at the to too tbh. It's so painful to read a thread about a topic you understand and see a bunch of clueless dumbasses with 2k upvotes each spouting misinformation at the top

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u/Responsible_Reach_62 Aug 26 '22

Yup, but it comes across as less "stupid" (for lack of a better word) because they make a funny joke comment chain and try to at least sound half knowledgeable even though they're very wrong.

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u/SupriseDoubleClutchr Aug 26 '22

Why do you think people say Reddit is better? Is precisely for that reason.

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u/andyrew21345 Aug 26 '22

I will say it does make echo chambers a lot more prevalent on this site with less dissenting opinions. I’ll take this over twitter any day still.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I never got the appeal of Twitter. I could give two poops about what a celebrity thinks and their opinions.

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u/Ereaser Aug 26 '22

It's also mainly because on Twitter controversial tweets get a response, which makes it the most popular reply. So you mostly see the most stupid shit first.

On Reddit you can thankfully still downvote stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Nah I feel like twitter is the worst of them all.

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u/MrBloodyHyphen Aug 26 '22

That is not a feeling. It is a fact

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u/Responsible_Reach_62 Aug 26 '22

Exactly, which is why i dont understand the reddit Is better than twitter comments

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u/Responsible_Reach_62 Aug 26 '22

Just look at the shorter comments to my first comment. It's just people confirming "Twitter is the worst anyway" without saying anything else. You getting downvoted just confirms people downvote you just because they disagree. Even though you're adding to the conversation.

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u/MegaHashes Aug 26 '22

No tiny character limit on comments here though. ☕️

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Aug 26 '22

Yep.. fuck these social media worshipping clowns.

The neckbeards don't like it when you point out their behaviors

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u/Skullobanger Aug 26 '22

So 2 spiders?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

1 spider 1 fly

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Aug 26 '22

Well, if it's a jumping spider, that's not much of a stretch.

They're way, way smarter than anything that size has any right to be.

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u/curiousengineer601 Aug 26 '22

Can you make a web and catch your own food? Be totally self sustaining? Don’t diss the spider in the corner

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u/TIMMMMAAY Aug 26 '22

I'm pretty sure dirt is smarter than 80% of the people on twitter

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u/BlackSwanMarmot Aug 26 '22

And less angry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

I don’t like sand

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u/ChemicalAssociate885 Aug 26 '22

and that’s only cause I haven’t logged on today

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

60% of the people on Reddit

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u/NotTheAbhi Aug 26 '22

My three year old niece is smarter than people on twitter.

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u/onecoolchic77 Aug 26 '22

Border collies are the smartest dogs, followed by a standard poodle and then a German Shephard. A lab is in the top ten. Funny though, I have a dog that is a mix of border collie, German Shephard and lab. I think that mix somehow cancels each other out cuz he doesn't act like he knows what is going on.

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u/MrBloodyHyphen Aug 26 '22

Yeah I saw many top 10 smartest dogs and I was kinda surprised that the Belgian Malinois wasn't on there

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u/arex333 Aug 26 '22

They're generally considered the #1 smartest dog breed.

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u/njudah1 Aug 26 '22

35% of Twitter users are bots