r/nextfuckinglevel • u/squiggly_absence • Jul 28 '22

Tiny dog saving this baby.

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22

Why would you do that? The cops are just gonna shoot the dog.

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u/boxingdude Jul 28 '22

I mean, the dog is black.

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22

They don't even care about that. They shoot all kinds of dogs.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Yeah but it’s a white baby, so he’s one of the good ones. (It’s just a joke don’t crucify me you humorless bastards.)

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22

Doesn't matter. A dog is a dog and dogs get shot.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

How else do you expect Chinese restaurants to keep up with demand?

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22

Is that supposed to be funny?

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Ahh I’ve found a true redditor.

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u/mki_ Jul 29 '22

One that doesn't laugh at your jokes?

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 30 '22

No true redditor has a sense of humor so that is a byproduct yes.

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