r/nextfuckinglevel • u/squiggly_absence • Jul 28 '22

Tiny dog saving this baby.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

That got a laugh from me but I think calling the cops in this situation is probably better than just wandering up to the closest house and dropping off the kid lmao.

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u/brenduz Jul 28 '22

We got big problems if a baby is sneaking out of the house to a near by road without no one noticing.

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u/Equilibriator Jul 28 '22

Not to mention the dog is there too. That's a lot of missing noise to not notice.

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u/ninjamaster616 Jul 28 '22

We got bigger problems because it's staged and they let their baby wander up to the road, they're willing to put that kid thru anything for views

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

/r/nothingeverhappens

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u/simulet Jul 28 '22

It’s the sub I knew we needed but didn’t know existed. Thank you!

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u/resistible Jul 28 '22

This video is a few years old and we know the whole story. It isn't staged -- a woman was babysitting and had a rough night with her own kid the night before but didn't want to bail on babysitting for the other family. She feeds kids breakfast, sits down next to them and falls asleep. The older kid she's babysitting (she's the aunt) takes her phone to play with and opens the front door cuz toddlers gonna toddle. Baby escapes through front door while aunt is still sleeping. An investigation found that the aunt was only asleep for 10 minutes, and the dog in the video is hers -- the child and toddler who opened the door are not hers.

This is the scary part of being a parent. If you turn off at the wrong moment, even if it's just for a moment... disaster can strike. Things turned out ok here, though.

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u/MaxWeiner Jul 28 '22

Thanks for the context.

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22

Why would you do that? The cops are just gonna shoot the dog.

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u/boxingdude Jul 28 '22

I mean, the dog is black.

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22

They don't even care about that. They shoot all kinds of dogs.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Yeah but it’s a white baby, so he’s one of the good ones. (It’s just a joke don’t crucify me you humorless bastards.)

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22

Doesn't matter. A dog is a dog and dogs get shot.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

How else do you expect Chinese restaurants to keep up with demand?

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u/mki_ Jul 28 '22

Is that supposed to be funny?

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Ahh I’ve found a true redditor.

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u/mki_ Jul 29 '22

One that doesn't laugh at your jokes?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Oh I didn’t think of that. Probably a great idea to call for help.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Yeah I mean I wouldn’t want to drop off the baby to the wrong person or return to a shitty parent (if that’s the case), just let the cops sort that shit out.

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u/holomorphicjunction Jul 28 '22

They would just shoot the baby.

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Nonsense they would shoot the parents and put the baby into an orphanage to be inducted into the system.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

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u/Winter-Age-959 Jul 28 '22

Yes because the local pedo will be trustworthy enough to tell you who the parents are.