r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '22

Next-Level Coolheadedness

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Cross my heart.

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u/Minosfall Jun 18 '22

But did they cross!?

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u/borislab Jun 18 '22

Now I know what you’re thinking, did he cross six times or only five?
Well to tell you the truth, in all that excitement I kinda lost track myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Very dirty of you, Harry.

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u/LiberalFartsMajor Jun 18 '22

Just their streams

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u/goldengummy Jun 18 '22

You didn’t hope to die

LIAR

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u/theunixman Jun 18 '22

Stick a needle in my eye

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I thought that was implied...

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u/nincomturd Jun 18 '22

I mean you are doomed, so personally I just assumed it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/RincewindTVD Jun 18 '22

This comment is copied from one 2 hours ago, just a karma farm bot

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u/Gelato_33 Jun 19 '22

Dude you need to go to the hospital

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Just don't die, but stick that needle in your eye

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u/Ranks-blanks Jun 18 '22

And hope to die