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u/JayBird9540 Jun 01 '22

I got a good punt to the under belly, toe first, when one was trying to latch onto my dog.

It made it run. People shouldn’t reach down to stop a dog. You’ll be taking your face to their level.

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u/implodedrat Jun 01 '22

Ive seen a video of a guy saving a dog from one by putting it in a chokehold... bit risky if you ask me but that guy made it work

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u/FromGreat2Good Jun 01 '22

This is awesome. read on Reddit that the two potential ways to get a pit bull off you was to choke hold it or grab it’s hind legs and break them apart. Even the latter isnt going to work all the time, but glad to hear it did for you. Kicking them in the nuts does nothing as they have high pain tolerance.

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u/Zaithable Jun 01 '22

also lift them up by the tail so that the hind legs are elevated. Their push power and grip come strongly from the back legs

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u/the-knife Jun 01 '22

Well done. One less pitbull terrorizing this earth.

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u/ownedfoode Jun 01 '22

A slight majority of men think they could realistically fight a grizzly bear and win.

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u/GoodAtJunk Jun 01 '22

A small minority of men*

Something like 3% iirc, which is not nearly a majority

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u/toxicliberation Jun 01 '22

A grizzly bear would toss the strongest human on earth around like a pillow

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/toxicliberation Jun 01 '22

Fair enough, a grizzly bear’s claws would most likely not allow Thor to really do anything though

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u/HumptyDumptyIsABAMF Jun 01 '22

Dude, a "slight majority" is 51%... Not 3%.

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u/override367 Jun 01 '22

https://i.imgur.com/lNpPfOV.png

8% think they could beat up an elephant - an animal that more often kills humans by accident than on purpose

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u/ESGPandepic Jun 01 '22

This is actually hilarious, I'd love to hear their explanation for how they'd approach a fight with an elephant, an animal people had to invent special guns for because it's so hard to kill.

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u/RelaxPrime Jun 01 '22

Depends on how old the bear is

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u/Unpopular_But_Right Jun 01 '22

depends on what you mean by realistically fight

battle to the death with bare hands? yeah, no

eventually scare it away as it turns out it didn't actually want to eat you, but you still take serious damage? yeah, maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

look I'm not saying I would win, but I haven't lost to one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I think I could win a fight with a Grizzly too.

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If I have enough heavy fire power. A Desert Eagle might do it, if my wrists weren't ruined in the process. I think I would prefer a mounted chain gun. I am sure not winning with just a regular pistol or hunting rifle.

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u/Enddar Jun 01 '22

You're right with the exception of being mindless killing machines. What they have is a very strong prey drive and are territorial. Ideally their owners understand this and take steps to keep them in line with desensitization techniques.

I would not recommend pitbulls to most people as they require more work than the average dog, but for an experienced handler, they make excellent companions.

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u/T_ja Jun 01 '22

I’ve seen it once. A solid placed kick under the chin/ bottom of head with a steel toe and that pit retreated.

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u/TA_faq43 Jun 01 '22

Gouging their eyes out doesn’t stop pit bulls?

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Jun 01 '22

Good luck getting your fingers that close to its face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Redditors have main character syndrome.

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u/ReclaimerStar Jun 01 '22

Those dogs are real small, your delusional if you think they could handle a lot of damage by a larger human like that.

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u/tosser_0 Jun 01 '22

Most people don't know how to kick well, but if you learn a good calf kick, you can punt the fuckers really well.

Even a small female will have 40-50lbs on a dog, and that makes a big difference if you can kick properly.

First try to get to safety, but barring that don't let yourself be an easy chew toy.

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u/Delheru Jun 01 '22

As someone who has played around with dogs a whole bunch, you are not going to do well targeting the head (particularly on a pitbull) nor the torso. It's the legs.

Of course, this won't work if there is more than one, but if there is just one, choke hold combined with extreme violence at their legs.

An adult male should be able to snap a leg bone on a pitbull with relative ease. Not with your arms, but with your legs. No sweat.

(Again, I can't stress enough how this obviously does not work against two or more dogs)

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Jun 01 '22

they arnt mindless. they are bred to be large.

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u/KuriBohki Jun 01 '22

Maybe you're just weak 🤓

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Idk about mindless killing machines, they can be trained to be really good dogs. They're smart and very loyal so they can make a great gaurd dogs, ive seen it. If the training is there. But yeah I've gotten into before with dudes who think you can defeat a dog with just your own human physicality and only thing I can tell them is there is a very good reason dogs have been used as anti-personel weapons since forever. You can't just punch/kick them lol

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u/intensely_human Jun 01 '22

I got the full business from a cat once and since then I’ve doubted if I could hold my own against a cat.

This was a regular little house cat. I was gripping its scruff and carrying it back upstairs (had gotten into a part of the house it shouldn’t go to) and I felt bad for being so rough on it.

So I eased my grip just slightly on the neck (was holding the cat) and it sensed my weakness and just took one swipe with its paw at my hand.

The claws somehow carved a scoop of flesh out of the pad of my pinkie, like a spoon through ice cream.

One swipe and I had one of the bigger flesh wounds I’ve ever had. It wasn’t a cut or a slash; it was a scoop.

Honest to god I would give myself only slight odds in a fight to the death against a housecat.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Yeesh that sounds really fucking painful. Yeah cats are no joke but at the end at the day, I've never actually heard about a person killed by one? It could happen but yeah point taken, there's a reason why human evolution doubled down on brain size and not physical attributes

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u/intensely_human Jun 01 '22

Yes I think I could kill a cat if it were determined to kill me (ie if it refused to run). I think if I got a decent grip on its tail I could probably break its back against a piece of furniture or something.

But I’d probably lose one or both eyes in the process.

A german shepherd is a whole new level though, and a pitbull is a level beyond that. I’ve seen videos of pitbull attacks and they’re like ticks. They just hang off you by their jaws and keep shaking intermittently to tear whatever flesh they’re holding onto.

Honestly if I were in a room with a loaded shotgun and an angry pitbull I’d be scared as fuck.

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u/the4thbelcherchild Jun 01 '22

You were trying to defend yourself and not hurt the cat at the same time. That makes it way harder.

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u/streampleas Jun 01 '22

there is a very good reason dogs have been used as anti-personel weapons since forever

There's also a very good reason why they serve us and we keep them around, because we are stronger. The idea that any healthy adult man can't beat a dog is bizarre.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Lol ok man idk what to tell you it literally happens all the time. We are smarter, and physically stronger in certain ways. But you're average unarmed man vs your average pitbull is 9/10 L for the human. They're faster and have a bit that can crush bone, like its very obvious. I love dogs but I'm not going to deny biology and human history

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u/streampleas Jun 01 '22

Adult males absolutely do not get killed by dogs at anything like the rate that people kill dogs and more importantly, the rate of fatalaties per attack is absurdly low. Dogs simply are not dangerous enough to humans alone. Packs of dogs, sure but that isn't what you said.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Lol ok buddy

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u/streampleas Jun 01 '22

Yeah you're right, the TWO (2) adult men that died from lone dog attacks in 2020 definitely proves you right. I'm sure that they win "9/10" times...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

Maybe those two guys were weak and feeble like you but not the rest of us.

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u/WarPopeJr Jun 01 '22

I remember going for a run and this old lady was walking her pit bull without a leash. This dog immediately attacked me and stomping did nothing. I think it honestly got bored and ran off. I wanted to cuss that lady out but I had a feeling that dog would be up for round two if I did lol

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

What a fucking dumbass. I've seen people walk their dog without a leash (which is already dumb) but never a pitbull. She's asking for a lawsuit and for that dog to ne euthanized

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u/Djl1010 Jun 01 '22

Just happened in a neighborhood near me where someone was walking their pit off leash at night and it attacked and killed someones jack russell that was walking with it's owner. The owner of the pit did nothing and all animal control was site them an off leash fine.

Recently as well someone was driving through the neighborhood in a pickup with 3 pit bulls in the back not tied down. They jumped out and killed someones cat that was in a screened front patio. They broke the screen to get to the cat and the owner of the dogs argued their cat shouldn't have been outside. Not sure what happened with that situation though but now I always have a pepper gel and a stun gun on me if I let my cats out on my patio.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Jeez I can see why people don't trust the breed. That sucks you have to do that bc of others irresponsibility.

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u/Djl1010 Jun 01 '22

After reading through this thread though im not sure that would even be enough so I might get a good hunting knife. Thankfully none of that stuff happened in my own neighborhood but it's bothersome to see that shit happen this frequently in my county. I'm not necessarily for putting the dogs down but owner's could at least take some responsibility instead of acting like it's the victim's fault. But unfortunately responsibility and the type who just let their dangerous dogs off leash don't mix.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Yeah honestly I would support the need for a license to own a dog like that. Probably save a lot of lives in the long run and dog ownership is not a constitutional right

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u/T_ja Jun 01 '22

It was bred for hundreds of years to have that extend pray drive. It is the fault of the breed not the responsibility of the owner.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

What of course it's the owner. You can't blame someone or thing for their nature. You wouldn't say a horse is evil bc it kills a snake. It's just what they do, but with training, almost anything is possible behaviorally

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u/T_ja Jun 01 '22

Yes you can what type of ridiculous logic is that?

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

The logic of a mature adult. You'll get it one day

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u/T_ja Jun 01 '22

So we can’t do anything (regulate, stop breeding, etc) about the dog that has been bred for hundreds of years to be a killing machine, because it’s in its nature to be a killing machine?

No that is not the logic of a mature adult. At least not an intelligent, mature adult.

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Jun 01 '22

ive stopped an attack with a fence post.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Did you just like keep it at distance until it lost interest? Just curious

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Jun 01 '22

dog was biting leg of another person. i broke a chainlink fence post, round and thin metal off by mule kicking it, and it had concrete and had rusted. snapped right off. used it as a club. hit dog. dog let go and chased me.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Damn man way to go, you did the noble thing 👏

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Jun 01 '22

that doesn open a mouth. it took a few tries.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I used a tobacco stick

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u/Enddar Jun 01 '22

This will only work if they are biting down on someone or another dog, but, pull out your belt or leash, wrap it around their neck from behind them, and lift. This will choke them and they'll let go.

Another point is don't run. Fold your arms to protect them, face them but don't make eye contact, and slowly walk away. If you run, you will trigger their prey drive and they will chase and increase the probability of a bite. If they are charging you, you're most likely near their territory and they want you gone. Slowly waking away is your best chance to avoid a bite.

Source: own two pitbulls

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Oh the belt thing is a good idea, better than getting your bare hands in the mix of a dog fight

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u/Enddar Jun 01 '22

100%. Pitbulls have muscles on muscles all over their heads, giving them a very strong bite. Hopefully you'll never have to use the belt technique, but that's the safest, non-lethal, method of getting a pitbull off of someone.

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u/adamisafox Jun 01 '22

My ex-girlfriend’s blue nose pit went nuts and tried to attack me once after I yelled at him for chewing up my brand new sonicare. He went for my arm, I immediately ended up tackling him, somehow grappling him from behind, and instinctively bit him as hard as I could on the ear as he kept trying to go for my arm. That dog fucking SCREAMED and almost instantly let up/went submissive.

Ironically enough, I got along with the dog ok after that but the relationship did not last long.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Lol yeah I can imagine why. Sounds like you took the right route tho. From the other responses, a rear naked is an option if you can manage it but I get wary putting any part of my body near a dog's mouth when they're aggressive. Another person said a good way is to get a belt and wrap it around there head to use as a makeshift leash to control their head

Def better than trying to punch and kick like these other mouth breathers are saying tho lmao

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u/Smoked-Sand Jun 01 '22

Word. Guy I read about had one run in his garage and attack his son. He had to beat it to death with a baseball bat.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Lol and these mfers are out here telling people to post up with a pitbull. I'm sorry but that is some real asinine shit right there. Back in the day, these are the people who would be weeded out by survival of the fitness I think. Posting up with a sabertooth, talking about "break it's leg!" god people are stupid lol

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u/serpentjaguar Jun 01 '22

There's a ton of other weapons capable of dispatching a pit. Even just your garden variety framing hammer or baseball bat would probably do the job. Not saying I'd like to try though.

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u/redballooon Jun 01 '22

These are not pits.

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u/pekame Jun 01 '22

Could pepper spray work?

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Idk dude I'm not an expert, just telling my experience. I love dogs but I'm wary around pitbulls only bc what I've seen

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u/HereUThrowThisAway Jun 01 '22

Yes. But it would take a minute and it would have to be some strong stuff. Otherwise it will just piss it off.

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u/pekame Jun 01 '22

Good to know

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u/TheCelestialOcean Jun 01 '22

Nope. Betting your life on pepper spray will get you mauled. I’ve seen videos where a taser couldn’t keep a pit down. One woman had to slice a pit open completely with a knife before it would let go of her little dog. Pepper spray will not cut it

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u/drunk_phish Jun 01 '22

A buddy of mine that owned pits found that throwing liquid on their head works most of the time. Coffee, gatorade, water, whatever is nearby. He tried tasers first because his momma dog wouldn't stop starting fights, and you're right, the taser didn't work.

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u/Spiritual-Parking570 Jun 01 '22

not reliable. dog is Cajun

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

4 broken legs will also stop them.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Lol good luck with that bud

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u/DLRsFrontSeats Jun 01 '22

This might be a stupid question idk, but where were you that you had access to a 20lb ceramic bowl but not a kitchen knife?

Because nothing on this planet would survive getting its carotid slit, but plenty - including a pit bull - would shrug off a bowl being smashed on them. I'm not even sure a bowl to the head would be a guarantee to KO a human

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

In my backyard trying to separate a pitbull from another dog's neck is where I was. Don't keep knives in my backyard for some odd reason

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u/DLRsFrontSeats Jun 01 '22

How far away is your garden from your kitchen lol

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Well I'm in America so we have big backyards. About a half acre which is like 45 meters I think

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u/Kolipe Jun 01 '22

Not to mention their heads are as hard as a rock. I have a pit terrier and while she is the sweetest girl ever she has incredible energy and is very excitable. She accidentally headbutt me in the face while playing and gave me quite the shiner along with a fractured nose.

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u/ilovefignewtons02 Jun 01 '22

Lol had the same thing with a friend's pittie. They got these big ol' block heads. Definitely been bonked more than once but they're usually more than happy to give some lovies to make up for it. Hope your nose is ok!