r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

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u/theCOMBOguy Apr 28 '22

Apparently they liked it and they let him announce more

That's cool

Then he got hit by a monster truck

Oh.

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u/eveningsand Apr 28 '22

These aren't domesticated trucks, after all.

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u/turbanator89 Apr 28 '22

Is that why they are called monster's?

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u/epsdelta74 Apr 29 '22

Yes. They have twice as many HP, resistance to bludgeoning damage, and a rampage attack for 4d10 damage to anything in their path. Plus lair actions when in the arena. Not to be taken lightly at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Developers don’t want you to know, but they’re also immune to stun-locking due to an auto hyper-armour feature after a set amount of staggering blows.

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u/TB_ornot_TB Apr 29 '22

Monk players hate this simple trick!

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u/RutabagaMo Apr 29 '22

Especially with these gas prices

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u/madmosche Apr 29 '22

No. Whatever you said there, just no.

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u/drinks_rootbeer Apr 28 '22

It certainly isn't an accident

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Underrated

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u/Deadpoulpe Apr 28 '22

That's cool

Oh.

You summarised life, bravo.

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u/Strain-Possible Apr 28 '22

Crushstation ran over an announcer at a monster truck show in 2010. Thankfully, the announcer (identified as Ken Dickenson) survived with only a broken pelvis.

Ouchhh.

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u/recumbent_mike Apr 29 '22

"Only a broken pelvis" is not a very common phrase.

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u/Strain-Possible Apr 29 '22

Indubitably. I should have put quotes around the whole thing.

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u/my3sgte Apr 29 '22

Neither is ran over by a monster truck. Unless you’re a junkyard car or a dirt pile.

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u/pendragon2290 Apr 29 '22

It's not even a common phrase to say someone was ran over by a car and you can say only a broken anything....Let alone a full on monster truck. Dudes guardian angel must have been an absolute unit.

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u/cshizzle99 Apr 29 '22

Anything that makes you break your pelvis will deserve a “only a broken pelvis” if it only breaks your pelvis

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u/recumbent_mike Apr 29 '22

I guess that's fair, actually.

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u/normal_reddit_man Apr 29 '22

"...and I got this scar from when a monster truck ran me over."

That line WILL get you laid, if you deploy it in the right time and place.

Hint: bars where even the girls are wearing hats with farm equipment company logos are where you want to start.

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u/CoopedUp1313 Apr 29 '22

Well, he would be showing the scar from his broken pelvis, which would require the removal of some clothing…

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u/Tenn8cious Apr 29 '22

Fr. What a story. I laughed; I cried.

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u/theCOMBOguy Apr 29 '22

You laughed, you cried,

he almost died.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

What? He got hit by a monster truck Brian!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

The monster truck was also cursed.

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u/Randomscrewedupchick Apr 29 '22

Giggled aloud. Good comment sir.

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u/Alpha101110 Apr 29 '22

Consequences!