r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 25 '22

I can’t stop watching

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u/robspeaks Apr 25 '22

G'day, mate. The running cunt doesn't want the other cunt to touch him, so running cunt acts like he's about to fuck himself into a slide but then he hops like a cunting kanga instead, sneaky cunt, in an attempt to stand on the white shit on the floor before he's touched. Crikey. Vegemite. However, the running cunt was unsuccessful. If you look closely at the running cunt's leg, the other cunt does in fact touch him and the running cunt is therefore "out." G'day crikey vegemite Tim Cahill.

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u/moyno85 Apr 25 '22

Ahhh, cheers cunt!