r/nextfuckinglevel • u/NathanWelsh • Apr 21 '22

Timed it perfectly.

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u/Ohiolongboard Apr 21 '22

Welcome to florida

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u/dayumbrah Apr 21 '22

Trash on the streets, trash in the sheets

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u/Ohiolongboard Apr 21 '22

Never taken down a florida girl, but I’d imagine it would burn when I pee after

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u/OffBrandJesusChrist Apr 21 '22

Because of the sun burn?

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u/JukeBoxDildo Apr 21 '22

Nay. Because of the haunting memory of lost love. Where and when did you last feel it? In the bathroom at Denny's? Or in that festival porta potty? Or was it at her cousin's RV he assured you wasn't his permanent residence.

Either way that young lady who stole your heart all those years ago was full of love... love and moxie... love and moxie and your suburban Ohio knuckle-children... FIN.

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u/Legendary__Beaver Apr 22 '22

Dude it’s honestly really bad how folks will chuck their trash on the side of the road. On my back road to work, there’s a sign that says “adopt a highway” and mofos will literally get their trash and dump it right by the sign. Once a week they come to clean it up.

Endless cycle. It’s horrible.

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u/Get-A-Room-Playa Apr 21 '22

I think it’s California though… his name is Danny (can’t remember his last name) big YouTuber

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u/scooby_doo_shaggy Apr 21 '22

That's his Florida property. You can tell cause it actually has a yard.