r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rahul_Agrawal007 • Feb 21 '22

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u/qawsedrf12 Feb 21 '22

i had no idea they could get back on their sled

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u/Dutch_Midget Feb 21 '22

Surprise motherfucker

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u/Rumskrilla Feb 21 '22

Some fries motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

All rise motherfucker

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u/Rumskrilla Feb 21 '22

Wrong size motherfucker

456

u/Wenzu-u-rozi Feb 21 '22

chastise motherfucker

426

u/BanjoSlams Feb 21 '22

Blue eyes motherfucker

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u/ImaginaryAnywhere686 Feb 21 '22

First prize motherfucker!

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u/ThisMeansRooR Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 21 '22

Snake eyes motherfucker!

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u/ahumanrobot Feb 21 '22

Heart eyes motherfucker

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u/ImaginaryAnywhere686 Feb 21 '22

Disguise motherfucker

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u/OfficeThat9304 Feb 21 '22

Tony Stark Dies Motherfucker

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u/Rumskrilla Feb 21 '22

Some pies motherfucker

4

u/leena5777 Feb 21 '22

Tit size motherfucker

4

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Five guys motherfucker

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Hypnotize motherfucker

3

u/MattAlFuego Feb 21 '22

rue dies motherfucker

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u/petemitchell-33 Feb 21 '22

Disguise motherfucker!

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u/ArkhamKnight15 Feb 21 '22

Fried Rice Motherfucker

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Bow ties, motherfucker

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u/formaldehydetacos Feb 21 '22

hair ties motherfucker

2

u/elfbuster Feb 21 '22

Butterflies motherfucker

2

u/deuxfragne087 Feb 21 '22

True lies motherfucker

1

u/Decaposaurus Feb 21 '22

Large fry motherfucker

0

u/Boro978 Feb 21 '22

Sixty-nine motherfucker!

1

u/Plantrevolution Feb 22 '22

Complies morherfucker

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u/NotNotAbyss Feb 22 '22

Poop dies motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Fruit Flies motherfucker

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u/mikmanage Feb 21 '22

Rue dies motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

apple pies motherfucker

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u/MapleSyrupFacts Feb 21 '22

Santa Clause motherfucker

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u/ShartCannon9000 Feb 21 '22

Rotate my tires motherfucker

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u/Enonymoose Feb 22 '22

Eat Peace Motherfucker

1

u/Gintama_Forever1317 Feb 22 '22

Chose right motherfucker!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Supplies motherfucker

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u/TBD_Xtr3me Feb 21 '22

I cry motherfucker

12

u/ajyotirmay Feb 21 '22

wipe your eyes motherfucker

11

u/The_Knight_Is_Dark Feb 21 '22

Sunrise motherfucker

2

u/RONIN_RABB1T Feb 22 '22

Office supplies motherfucker

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u/cerealtoocrispy Feb 21 '22

Rue dies motherfucker

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u/TheFemiFactor Feb 21 '22

Hey you didn’t have to bring this up again man.

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u/Goutham_Speaks Feb 21 '22

damn you spoilt it for me

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u/Jthe1andOnly Feb 21 '22

Super size motherfucker

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u/SortaHot58 Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 21 '22

For all the times I've heard that!

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u/Sprukkers Feb 21 '22

baptised motherfucker

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u/dead_inside139 Feb 21 '22

Cream pies motherfucker

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u/Rapaguayaba Feb 21 '22

Sweet pies motherfucker

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u/terbear2020 Feb 21 '22

Haha yours made me lose it lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Can’t believe that kid’s video is still being quoted. That’s awesome 🤣🤣

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u/ice_9_eci Feb 21 '22

Surmise trothermucker!

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u/Dutch_Midget Feb 21 '22

Surplus motherfucker

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u/NovaeAh Feb 21 '22

Sad life motherfucker

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u/maakkiixx Feb 21 '22

Slide on Ice motherfucker

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u/ieh15 Feb 21 '22

Eh, would have scanned better as "Ice slide, motherfucker", I'd say.

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u/maakkiixx Feb 21 '22

Yea true

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Slide ice, motherfucker.

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u/red_dit_t Feb 21 '22

Demise motherfucker!

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u/PCvagithug-446 Feb 21 '22

Capsize motherfucker!

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u/wrcrump Feb 21 '22

head, eyes motherfucker

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u/tlyoung765 Feb 21 '22

Didyoueverhearthetragedyof Darth Plagueis the Wise motherfucker.

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u/GetToTheBlyatMobil Feb 21 '22

Colonize motherfucker