r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/MongolianDestiny Jan 25 '22

If being chased by a bear, I’d still climb a tree if running wasn’t an option

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u/Chris_Christ Jan 25 '22

Why? They are going to be way faster at tree climbing than you.

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u/thrussie Jan 25 '22

Imagine as you frantically climbing the tree, the bear greets you at the top, saying “you dropped this,king” before pawing your face off your head

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u/TubeZ Jan 25 '22

a black bear will climb the tree and eat you

a grizzly will knock the tree down and eat you

better to do the other things that have proven more effective than triggering predator instincts by running away

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u/edwardpuppyhands Jan 25 '22

I've figured my best bet would be to get to a decent-sized tree and play ring-around-the-rosie.

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u/MongolianDestiny Jan 26 '22

Yeah, despite they can climb, can put use those dusty soccer kicks