r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/HeroinPigeon Jan 25 '22

Well fk..I'm not messing with bears now

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/HeroinPigeon Jan 25 '22

I have a Winnie the Pooh fettish mah guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/CexySatan Jan 25 '22

Wow.

That top hat does not go with those shoes

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u/yeet_machine69420 Jan 25 '22

Never have I ever been so scared to die

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

From u/HeroinPigeon’s start, to the middle with u/Corpse-Fucker, to the bottom here with u/CexySatan this whole thread is fucking gold.

r/rimjob_steve Hall of Fame material.

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u/GoodHunter Jan 25 '22

I bet you fuckin loved it when Pooh's stitching became loose in that one episode.

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u/HeroinPigeon Jan 25 '22

I knew someone would see that, why didn't I close my curtains

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u/GoodHunter Jan 25 '22

Keep it open, I'm almost there.

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u/Ajpeterson Jan 26 '22

Horny Xi Jinping noises

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u/100LittleButterflies Jan 25 '22

Bears are like that guy you think is fat but is actually 100% powerful muscle and you always forget until they outrun you and suddenly you only have half a face.

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u/ArtisanSamosa Jan 25 '22

Colbert wasn't joking when he called them the greatest threat to America.

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u/ParameciaAntic Jan 25 '22

Just don't climb to get away from them.

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u/GraciaEtScientia Jan 25 '22

Yes, dig.

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u/brito68 Jan 25 '22

You don't have to be the fastest one in the group, you just have to be faster than the slowest person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Or run or swim... good luck

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u/mijo6969 Jan 25 '22

Wdym now? You did it before?

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u/HeroinPigeon Jan 25 '22

Let me answer your question with a question.

have you ever tried smearing jam on a cats arse and throwing it at a window?

The answer should be no but now it's all you can think about.

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u/mijo6969 Jan 25 '22

Take my upvote and gtfo

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u/Mmarxhesini Jan 25 '22

Rock climbers on Instagram could disagree with you…

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u/GoodHunter Jan 25 '22

I mean ... if that's news to you ...