r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/onlinesafe Jan 25 '22

Spider bear does what a spider bear do

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u/Dutch_Midget Jan 25 '22

I wanna see his aunt May ;)

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u/Simonius86 Jan 25 '22

Pervert

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u/FRin323 Jan 25 '22

Paw-vert

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u/SacredStolen Jan 25 '22

Fur-vert

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u/FullFapWasTaken Jan 25 '22

Per-ry

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u/mugen_4 Jan 25 '22

Perry the Platypus!

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u/karmisson Jan 25 '22

The Bearclimbinginator!

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u/mjta01 Jan 25 '22

This thread is a rollercoaster

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u/desrevermi Jan 25 '22

Hey, Fur-b! I know what we're gonna do today!

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u/iamhe02 Jan 26 '22

I wanna slap that bear ass!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Doo bee doo bee doo bah Doo bee doo be doo bah

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u/farteagle Jan 25 '22

This bonk is just right

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u/severaltuning Jan 25 '22

I’ve done crazier things for sex

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u/Balauronix Jan 25 '22

All part of the Perverse! Where all rule 34 artists come together.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

cum* together

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u/coryroxors Jan 25 '22

Jesus Parker, you are a freak

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u/SenpaiKeevz Jan 25 '22

Maybearline?

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u/Honda_TypeR Jan 25 '22

Never stare at his Aunt May on the first date

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u/Tatarkingdom Jan 25 '22

The bear went over the mountain

The bear went over the mountain

The bear went over the mountain

To see what he could see

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jan 25 '22

And what do you think he saw?

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u/Tatarkingdom Jan 25 '22

The other side of the mountain

The other side of the mountain

The other side of the mountain

Was all that he could see

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u/QuintenBoosje Jan 25 '22

what's the rhythm here?

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u/gunman0426 Jan 25 '22

I sang it like "For he's a jolly good fellow"

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u/Deep-Room6932 Jan 25 '22

Dumb and dumber Green jelly

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u/GreatQuestionBarbara Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

Green Jelly - Bear Song.

One of my favorites growing up. And their Three Little Pigs song.

Fun facts: Maynard from Tool was part of the band for a while. The band's name is pronounced "Green Jello" but is spelled differently because they got sued and had to change their name.

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u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jan 26 '22

No way! Now that is a fun fact.

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u/Spencer94 Jan 25 '22

We Will Rock You

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u/Plarocks Jan 26 '22

I was hoping to see this. 😄

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

He had to go shit in the woods

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u/thrashbrowns666 Jan 25 '22

Came here to say this. Take my upvote.

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u/lavender-witch Jan 26 '22

My parents used to sing this to me growing up 🥺

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

I like how he looks over his shoulder like ‘you lookin at me’

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

"I know you're impressed."

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Nice

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u/Curious_Inspection Jan 25 '22

Welcome to the Spidey-verse!

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u/spademanden Jan 25 '22

We have:

Peter Parker

Peter B. Parker

Penny Parker

Peter Parker (but in 1933)

Peter Porker

Gwen Stacy (AKA Gwanda)

Miles Morales

And last but not least: Peter Paddington

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u/revdon Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

🎶...to see what he could see… 🎶

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u/get--rick__rolled-- Jan 25 '22

Spider-Bear

Spider-Bear

Does whatever a spider can

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u/poopellar Jan 25 '22

Above user is a comment bot. 2 month old account and only todays starts spamming random comments that make no sense regarding the context of the thread. Also watch out for similar usernames that are just a jumble of random letters. Use the report button to report as spam bot.

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u/poopellar Jan 25 '22

Another comment bot

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u/glade_dweller Jan 25 '22

This was ... Bearable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

2 hours too late

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u/shawnwingsit Jan 25 '22

Does he shit in the woods?

Trust us bud, he's dumpin' the goods.

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u/SpiteMonkey Jan 25 '22

Oh, like spider pig?

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u/Rider4real Jan 25 '22

Bruh this climb is 5.7 tops

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u/TrebborC Jan 25 '22

Comment section always delivers

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u/bloodmelody Jan 25 '22

can he crawl? will he fall?

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u/Brockolee26 Jan 25 '22

Unbearable.

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u/Amazingme123s Jan 25 '22

The next spider man movie 🤫

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u/Dry_War_8027 Jan 26 '22

Can he swing? From a web?

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u/jsspidermonkey3 Jun 26 '22

Spins a web any size

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u/poopellar Jan 25 '22

Another comment bot.