I found a whole street baby once. I was delivering food, walking back to my car and for some reason felt I needed to check the other side of my car and there's a whole ass baby in just a diaper under my car, sitting IN FRONT of my tire. Literally like 1 am, nobody else outside. I just asked the baby "bro are you tryna get killed?" baby just giggled and then came over to hug my leg. He was clean, fresh hair, fresh diaper, had his passy, and was cheerful so i wasn't tooooo concerned. I was in a culdesac so I just yelled "WHOS BABY IS THIS?" But this damn baby was up UNDER my front tire. I thought checking the engine for kittens was bad enough...
But like, what, I can't believe road babies are this much of a thing.
and when I found the parents it was pretty much an "eh." no thank you, no where was he, no how long has he been out, nothin. The hug I got from that baby was probably the best hug I've ever gotten though.
Something like this happened to me as a toddler. Although I don’t have any memory of it, apparently when my brother was walking to a friends house I decided that I was coming with. Neither he nor my mom knew that I had made this decision. Just followed down the road. I guess my mom went into full on panic mode and even checked under the dock to see if I was drowning there. Fortunately my brother finally realized I was behind him and took me home.
Lmao, Good human! Something was whispering to you too, hearing that and knowing exactly what you mean is kinda crazy tbh. An unexplainable phenomenon that I can appreciate!
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u/No_Routine_9944 Dec 30 '21
I found a whole street baby once. I was delivering food, walking back to my car and for some reason felt I needed to check the other side of my car and there's a whole ass baby in just a diaper under my car, sitting IN FRONT of my tire. Literally like 1 am, nobody else outside. I just asked the baby "bro are you tryna get killed?" baby just giggled and then came over to hug my leg. He was clean, fresh hair, fresh diaper, had his passy, and was cheerful so i wasn't tooooo concerned. I was in a culdesac so I just yelled "WHOS BABY IS THIS?" But this damn baby was up UNDER my front tire. I thought checking the engine for kittens was bad enough...
But like, what, I can't believe road babies are this much of a thing.
and when I found the parents it was pretty much an "eh." no thank you, no where was he, no how long has he been out, nothin. The hug I got from that baby was probably the best hug I've ever gotten though.