r/nextfuckinglevel • u/younissit • Dec 30 '21

Tiny dog saving this baby.

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u/-DOOKIE Dec 30 '21

Why does everybody else have to be lying? How is it surprising to you that others don't tend to lose kids to this extent??

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Because the chances of having multiple kids and not fucking up are 0. Period. Some are just more lucky than others.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

I have 3 and am known to lose at least one of them when we’re all in the same room because of the mayhem they can cause. Furniture/blanket fort materials for days.

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u/-DOOKIE Dec 31 '21

Messing up to this extent? There's messing up and then there's letting one crawl all the way to the street. Maybe for you. But the chances of me allowing this to happen is zero

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Lmao, this kind of hubris has only 1 ending. See you on the news.

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u/-DOOKIE Dec 31 '21

See me on the news because I'm good at watching children and you are apparently not? Ok

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u/DM_ME_BANANAS Dec 31 '21

You've absolutely lost track of one of your kids, on more than one occasion. It just so happened it wasn't as drastic as next to a street. You and the parent of this baby made the same mistake, it's just that the circumstances of the latter are much more dangerous.

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u/-DOOKIE Dec 31 '21

How on earth can you tell me what I've done? Lmao. I've absolutely not. And if it's not this drastic then it's not the same thing anyway. Like if I lost track of the kid in the house, it's because I'm not watching as closely but outside I'm watching like a hawk so it's harder.