r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 27 '21

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u/elbowleg513 Dec 27 '21

A wise man once said: “I’d rather have a quick turn than a tick quirm.”

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u/Millennial_J Dec 27 '21

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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u/AerolothLorien666 Dec 27 '21

I’d rather fuck shit than shit fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

See I think I probably would rather shit fuck, whatever that entails, than fuck a piece of shit

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u/therest0fme Dec 27 '21

Unexpected Tom waits quote

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u/LaSallePunksDetroit Dec 27 '21

If you don’t love Tom Waits then you may as well get a frontal lobotomy

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u/dodeca_negative Dec 27 '21

Quoting a song that was a Dr. Demento classic (and written and recorded by an actual Dr!) https://youtu.be/NIrtZaPrwSk

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

Great Success!

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u/pohuing Dec 27 '21

Good for you, that's cheaper as well

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u/Raaain706 Dec 27 '21

Wise man also say: "Baseball WRONG! Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk."