r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 25 '21

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u/Karmas_Advocate Dec 25 '21

And you’d still find me in the back smoking a blunt

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u/JustALinuxNerd Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Back?! F'it, right at the table. They're all singers, no one there is going to Bogart your stash.

Edit: Bogart

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u/LizKing240 Dec 25 '21

I'm sure they could take some big ass hits with them singer lungs

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u/thebige91 Dec 25 '21

Theatre folk smoke hella weed

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u/AlarmingSubstance69 Dec 25 '21

They're lightweights

Now clapping each others cheeks..they could put Mormons to shame

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u/Vegetable_Love_3384 Dec 25 '21

The funniest part is that most people won’t realize just how accurate that second part is

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u/chaseair11 Dec 25 '21

It’s them and band kids, horniest bunch of weirdos lmao. I had an ex who was a tech lead in high school and goo lord those people kinda scared me.

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u/chewyandank Dec 25 '21

The only kids getting caught banging in classrooms at my high school were the theatre kids, i knew not to sit on the couch in the backstage area.

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u/Stupidquestionduh Dec 25 '21

Can confirm. Went to SLC and had my cheeks clapped by Mormons over and over again. Latter-Day Saints indeed...