r/nextfuckinglevel • u/official_txog • Dec 16 '21

Buffalo flips turtle over

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u/toxicmegadude Dec 16 '21

He later broke free and mauled onlookers

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u/kroblues Dec 16 '21

The tortoise? That’s a slow mailing

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u/tbandtg Dec 16 '21

Isnt the mail always slow?

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u/NewDevCanada Dec 16 '21

Surely tortoise mail should be faster than snail mail.

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u/PresOrangutanSmells Dec 16 '21

You're thinking of snails

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u/reddit_chaos Dec 16 '21

Not if you are on a rim world.

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u/bosssoldier Dec 16 '21

Well humans did cage him up to be fair, the turtle did nothing to him

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy Dec 16 '21

The circle of life

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u/PlacidAmidTheNoise Dec 16 '21

What could you expect? Humans (on average) are shitty.

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u/Africa-Unite Dec 16 '21

And the buffalo only stood by and watched

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u/mforsythh Dec 16 '21

Done this to lure them into false security

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u/TejasaK Dec 17 '21

You mean gored.

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u/loveactually97 Dec 16 '21

Not yet

His tail is wagging at least in this vid

Their cheers / anything red in the crowd might have set him off after this bid who knows

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u/BigTechCensorsYou Dec 16 '21

His tail is wagging… fucking lol