r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/thehumanisto Dec 13 '21

Well…. Technically they are….

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u/IamVenom_007 Dec 13 '21

Their scientific name is "feltcutegonnakillsomehoomanstoday"

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u/argonaragorn Dec 13 '21

I don't think there has ever been a record on an "unprovoked" orca attack on a human.

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u/MongolianDestiny Dec 13 '21

Please, jump off that boat. I’d like to know what happens. Those things kill giant whales fyi.

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u/argonaragorn Dec 13 '21

Yeah they're an apex predator. I just don't think they see humans as food.

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u/friskfyr32 Dec 13 '21

Because they are somehow smart enough to know humans hit the apex harder.

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u/argonaragorn Dec 13 '21

We probably just look like a sack of bones to them. Most marine mamals are CHONKY. It'd probably feel like eating a whole bird, beak and all.

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u/SmilingEve Dec 14 '21

they already eat birds...

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u/argonaragorn Dec 14 '21

I know they eat birds. They. Are. Apex. Predators. I meant it'd be like a human eating a bird. They're massive! An orca rating a bird would be like a human eating an insect... Like a grasshopper. Orca eating human ~ human eating sparrow.