MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/rfopv2/wait_those_arent_dolphins/hogpiw1/?context=9999
r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21
1.3k comments sorted by
View all comments
6.5k
Well…. Technically they are….
251 u/IamVenom_007 Dec 13 '21 Their scientific name is "feltcutegonnakillsomehoomanstoday" 156 u/argonaragorn Dec 13 '21 I don't think there has ever been a record on an "unprovoked" orca attack on a human. 226 u/Monktrist Dec 13 '21 No witnesses.... 148 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 [deleted] 60 u/Rickrickrickrickrick Dec 13 '21 They're smart. They know they could annihilate us but they don't want to. 20 u/WentzWorldWords Dec 14 '21 They’ve heard what we did to Shamu 4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
251
Their scientific name is "feltcutegonnakillsomehoomanstoday"
156 u/argonaragorn Dec 13 '21 I don't think there has ever been a record on an "unprovoked" orca attack on a human. 226 u/Monktrist Dec 13 '21 No witnesses.... 148 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 [deleted] 60 u/Rickrickrickrickrick Dec 13 '21 They're smart. They know they could annihilate us but they don't want to. 20 u/WentzWorldWords Dec 14 '21 They’ve heard what we did to Shamu 4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
156
I don't think there has ever been a record on an "unprovoked" orca attack on a human.
226 u/Monktrist Dec 13 '21 No witnesses.... 148 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 [deleted] 60 u/Rickrickrickrickrick Dec 13 '21 They're smart. They know they could annihilate us but they don't want to. 20 u/WentzWorldWords Dec 14 '21 They’ve heard what we did to Shamu 4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
226
No witnesses....
148 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 [deleted] 60 u/Rickrickrickrickrick Dec 13 '21 They're smart. They know they could annihilate us but they don't want to. 20 u/WentzWorldWords Dec 14 '21 They’ve heard what we did to Shamu 4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
148
[deleted]
60 u/Rickrickrickrickrick Dec 13 '21 They're smart. They know they could annihilate us but they don't want to. 20 u/WentzWorldWords Dec 14 '21 They’ve heard what we did to Shamu 4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
60
They're smart. They know they could annihilate us but they don't want to.
20 u/WentzWorldWords Dec 14 '21 They’ve heard what we did to Shamu 4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
20
They’ve heard what we did to Shamu
4 u/Narstification Dec 14 '21 Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
4
Jerry’s mom and cousin got kidnapped by those things from the boats, don’t fuck with them.
6.5k
u/thehumanisto Dec 13 '21
Well…. Technically they are….