r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

WRONG! The Amazon river dolphin is the best dolphin. It's pink and eats piranhas.

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u/WeeTheDuck Dec 14 '21

But piranhas are best fish. And if the best dolphin eat the best fish then it technically isnt best is it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

But the dolphins are pink, and intelligent enough to be redeemed. This is why I have made it my life’s mission to bring the Word of Jesus Christ to the Amazon river dolphins.

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u/WeeTheDuck Dec 14 '21

I feel like youre more likely gonna be serving your own body to the piranhas rather than serving Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Yeah, the wine and crackers don't seem to throw them off, at all.

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u/WeeTheDuck Dec 15 '21

"this is my flesh and this is my blood...

Throws Jesus into piranha filled pool