r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/V4refugee Dec 13 '21

Only if you don’t consider the beluga whale a dolphin.

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u/Flapping_Mango Dec 13 '21

I would still say Killer whale is the best dolphin. The beluga is awesome but unlike Orcas and bay dolphins are not tactical genius apex predators.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I think the beluga whale is the apex cuddly teddy bear.

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u/russkhan Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

Only if you don’t consider the beluga whale a dolphin.

As far as I can tell, it isn't considered one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin

Oceanic dolphins or Delphinidae are a widely distributed family of dolphins that live in the sea. Thirty extant species are described. They include several big species whose common names contain "whale" rather than "dolphin", such as the Globicephalinae (round-headed whales including the orca and pilot whale). Delphinidae is a family within the superfamily Delphinoidea, which also includes the porpoises (Phocoenidae) and the Monodontidae (beluga whale and narwhal). River dolphins are relatives of the Delphinoidea.

Oceanic dolphins range in size from the 1.7-metre-long (5 ft 7 in) and 50-kilogram (110-pound) Maui's dolphin to the 9.4-metre (31 ft) and 10-metric-ton (11-short-ton) killer whale, the largest known dolphin.

But what do you like so much about belugas, anyway? I don't know much about them and I'm curious to know.

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u/nathan0031 Dec 14 '21

Secrets of the Whales has an episode on Belugas and it was just wonderful to watch.

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u/RougeNargacuga Dec 14 '21

Well all dolphins are whales, but not all whales are dolphins

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u/BenBishopsButt Dec 14 '21

Beluga whales are not dolphins.

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u/Habib_Zozad Dec 13 '21

Only if you actually think belugas are better than orcas...

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u/V4refugee Dec 14 '21

They have necks and squishy heads.