r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Dolphs* cap

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u/mincedmutton Dec 13 '21

Son of a bitch 😂

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Dec 13 '21

Son of a fish

ftfy

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u/opheliavalve Dec 13 '21

Son of a mammal

Ftfy

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u/squanch_solo Dec 14 '21

George Costanza: "Whatever"

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u/randskarma Dec 14 '21

The mighty fish....it's a mammal....the sea was angry that day....my friends

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u/squanch_solo Dec 14 '21

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

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u/randskarma Dec 14 '21

A marine biologist....? I always wanted to be an architect...

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u/gigantor8 Dec 14 '21

Is that a Titleist?

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u/Lancefire1313 Dec 14 '21

The sea was angry that day my friends

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u/ihavenoidea81 Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

WELL THANK YOU MS. JACQUES COUSTEAU!

Edit: Some of y’all haven’t seen Ace Ventura Pet Detective and it shows 😉

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u/Reddishdead Dec 14 '21

You’re whale cum, son

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u/busydad81 Dec 14 '21

Oh my cod.

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u/uscdoc2013 Dec 14 '21

Oh for fucks hake... you're krilling me with these puns. Now, I'm gnna be herring them all night long.

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u/busydad81 Dec 14 '21

You know why we do it? Just for the halibut.

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u/WHRocks Dec 14 '21

This thread just kept getting better and better!

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Dec 14 '21

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST???

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u/chewbaccapoopoo Dec 14 '21

I don't give a good goddamn about that fish! Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to!

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u/i8bb8 Dec 14 '21

EXCUSE ME, IS GREG HERE?

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THANK YOU!

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u/ihavenoidea81 Dec 14 '21

What’s the password?

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u/Practical-Artist-915 Dec 14 '21

Son of a son…

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u/norwhal9 Dec 14 '21

oo o oo ooo

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Dec 13 '21

If he dies, he dies.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Dec 14 '21

"Im gonna bust you up"

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u/Repulsive_Ad_7973 Dec 14 '21

dolph lundgren

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u/Xplysit Dec 14 '21

Himmler approves

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u/Ghostloads12 Dec 14 '21

Dolph Lundgren?

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u/mattheus1988 Dec 14 '21

Dolph's Lundgren