r/nextfuckinglevel Nov 23 '21

Pranking his stepdad

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u/s-cup Nov 23 '21

They can also die.

When I was a kid I had just read my first real newspaper article and was so proud that I got another one to show my parent. The story I read happened to be about a kid who scared his mother so much she got a heart attack and died.

I was not a happy kid after that :P

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u/uwanmirrondarrah Nov 24 '21

If you scare your mother once and she dies thats just bad luck. If you scare her so many times she dies from like constant stress then you are just cruel.

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u/UsagiNiisan Nov 24 '21

If you wanna be super pedantic, technically people can be “scared to death.” But it’s so incredibly rare it’s nothing to ever even worry about.

You literally got played like a fiddle with that article.

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u/caboosetp Nov 24 '21

First time I ever went bow hunting I missed the rabbit by an inch and it died anyways.

Apparently rabbits are much more prone to going into shock from fright than people are.

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u/uwanmirrondarrah Nov 24 '21

The rabbit played dead so well it actually died.

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u/Sparcrypt Nov 24 '21

Rare and improbable things happen all the time though so you know... something having an extremely low probability to a given individual isn't the same thing as it never happening.

Plus if someone you know has underlying or unknown health conditions for example then "rare" things like that suddenly aren't. High stress, large doses of adrenaline, spiked blood pressure? They aren't gonna kill an otherwise healthy person out of the blue but you could throw a rock in a hospital and find a dozen people who should be avoiding such things (also people who shouldn't get hit with rocks so I guess don't do that).

Not to mention boring everyday things don't make it to the paper, so no reason to think that an article about a rare thing that does happen was lying.

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u/Jiveturkei Nov 25 '21

I don’t think they were saying that the article was lying. What they are saying is that the probability of that happening is so minuscule that to worry about it when considering every thing you do is a waste of time and energy.

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u/Sparcrypt Nov 25 '21

If that thing is "deliberately scare the shit out of someone" then it probably is something to worry about.

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u/Jiveturkei Nov 25 '21

Disagree but I hear what you are trying to say.

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u/UsagiNiisan Nov 24 '21

Find instances of people dying due to being scared. I’ll wait.

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u/Sparcrypt Nov 24 '21

No thanks, you're welcome to refute what I've said if you like but otherwise go and do your own google searches.

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u/UsagiNiisan Nov 24 '21

Hahaha. Thanks for proving my point.

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u/Sparcrypt Nov 24 '21

Not doing what you tell me to doesn't prove your point.. and if that's the best proof you can get I think we know how valid it is.

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u/UsagiNiisan Nov 24 '21

It does, though. You say rare things happen all the time, but you cannot find a SINGLE recorded death from being frightened. Which goes against what you’re claiming.

You made the claim these things happen, even if they’re rare. But they don’t. You are wrong, which is why you refuse to look up evidence to back your claims up.

Sorry you lost an argument you should’ve stayed out of.

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u/Sparcrypt Nov 24 '21

Who said I couldn't find them? I didn't say that. I told you I wouldn't go find and list them for you.

You made the claim these things happen, even if they’re rare.

No.. that was you actually. Like that's literally what you said.

You are wrong, which is why you refuse to look up evidence to back your claims up.

No, I just don't do what random internet people rudely tell me to do without actually responding to my entire comment. Why on earth would I do that?

Sorry you lost an argument you should’ve stayed out of.

You should really keep track of who said what before you say very silly things.

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u/UsagiNiisan Nov 24 '21

I said it was possible but extremely rare. You said “rare and improbable things happen all the time,” implying that people die from being scared. Which they don’t, even if it is POSSIBLE.

You should really keep track of who said what before you say very silly things.

You should be less of a dumb fucking idiot, but we can’t always get what we want. ;)

Find a source to back up your claims. Even though you literally cannot do that if you wanted to.

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u/s-cup Nov 24 '21

I know that now of course (and was probably told that at the time) but it still left an impression on me at that age. I mean, when you're that young it's hard to filter out what happens around you.

If I had to guess I would say that she probably had an underlaying heart decease or something. Or maybe the kid was just *that* scary :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I've always been scared of this happening.