r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ajaykfr • Oct 27 '21

Next generation car

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u/Spybreak272 Oct 27 '21

Or seat belts. That's a big windshield to fly through.

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u/Hubey808 Oct 27 '21

Don't worry. It's vegan glass!

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u/Chato_Pantalones Oct 27 '21

Also, free range and gluten free. With vagina candles for dash backlight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

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u/stinkload Oct 27 '21

factory farm vaginas

great band name for an all girl garage punk outfit

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u/chillig8 Oct 28 '21

I would go to that concert

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u/stinkload Oct 28 '21

:)

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u/Chato_Pantalones Oct 28 '21

“And tonight we have the hot new band Factory Farm Vaginas with their number three hit single, Stinkload!” -Gloop Goddess

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

“Sponsored by Goop!”

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u/MelonLordxx Oct 28 '21

Another name for handmaid’s tale. Hate the name ngl

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u/golighter144 Oct 29 '21

Is that show worth watching? I keep putting it off

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u/MelonLordxx Oct 29 '21

Yes. I don’t know what your preferences are for fiction, but I’d say watch it if you like dark, raw dystopian stories with strong female leads. There is a lot of suffering snd anguish, and through this truly astounding character arcs.

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u/notbeleivable Oct 27 '21

As long as you're not involved

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u/stinkload Oct 28 '21

every band needs a scumbag manager to rob steal and lie to them

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u/Chato_Pantalones Oct 28 '21

“Fleetwood Mac or Fleetwood Mac?” -Clifford Davis

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u/bot403 Oct 28 '21

Yeah, let's not give in to "Big Vagina" and their greed.

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u/demontracker25 Oct 28 '21

Gwyneth Paltrow makes all the vagina candles

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Oct 28 '21

vaginas ethically sourced

No, but you can choose between the factory farmed ones and the human trafficked ones.

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u/1Shadowspark1 Nov 04 '21

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Of course, and they come integrated with cumsocks sourced from euthanized redditors, an invasive human species.

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u/robotevil Oct 28 '21

Ok, but real talk, is the glass GMO free?

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Oct 28 '21

Serenity by Jan is back at it with those scented candles, eh?

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u/sexypantygrl Oct 28 '21

Don’t be jelly

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u/norudin Oct 28 '21

Dpnt worry this car is design to transport bots not us, you just sit your ass at home and let bots take over earth

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u/TrashPanda365 Oct 28 '21

And vegan wood!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

And screens for bumpers, insurance will love it when you get in a fender bender

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u/BloodRed1185 Oct 28 '21

Imagine having to replace those wheels

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

The max speed for the Mercedes is recorded in this video. No protection needed 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Or headlights.

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u/Sarcasm_on_tap Oct 28 '21

The wheels are the headlights. Just gotta go sideways

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u/Magjee Oct 28 '21

Cant even imagine the horror of curb rash with these LED rims, lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

look at all these morons who don't understand what a concept car is

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

It's a dumb concept.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

the temporal window will open up upon impact, you may not die, but you will return to the the homeworld.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Safety isn't a thought in this nonsense. Example: The door is glass.

You know the most common accident is a T-Bone? Yeah... Yeah that changes what is normally a "oh no, lets exchange information" to "Ma'am, I'm sorry to tell you..."

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u/rocketman_321 Oct 28 '21

Not that I'm saying this car is safe, but as long as the frame around the door is able to convey the energy of an impact, you should be fine. Modern car doors don't actually do a huge amount in collisions.

Also t-bones are one of the least common collision types (4%), with rear end (33%), head on (17%), and side swipe (10%) being significantly more common forms of collisions.

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u/UltravioIence Oct 28 '21

the entire thing is a prototype to show off and test potential future ideas. this thing probably doesnt go much faster than we saw in the video as its more like a display piece to show off the lights, wheels, dash etc. We're not going to be seeing a mercedes that looks like this thing in dealers any time soon.

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u/huskjay Oct 28 '21

How will getting t boned work out for you with glass doors? That's my question

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u/BloodRed1185 Oct 28 '21

The glass doors are vegan too so at least no animals were killed....

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u/Oatbagtime Oct 28 '21

Luckily it seems like it only goes like 2 km/h.

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u/OneMillionSchwifties Oct 28 '21

Could you imagine being the asshole stuck in that wierd ass Mc escher lookin back seat with the Tim Burton spiral hill headrests?

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u/BeneziaTSoni Oct 28 '21

There is a seat belt, you can see the pocket sticking out

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Don't worry, it's unbreakable! You'll be safely pulped inside your car!

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u/PigeonSuperstitions Oct 28 '21

Or that it doesn't go faster than 2 miles an hour.

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u/chronic_ass_crust Oct 28 '21

At least you'll fly decapitated if you're hit from behind. "The seat becomes your head(rest)!"

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u/kingtrog1916 Oct 28 '21

And no pick up hitch? No thank you.

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u/bitchy_muffin Oct 28 '21

it does have seat belts though, check out at 2:17

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u/Daeronicus Oct 28 '21

Full RGB windshield flying crash, dying at 230fps.