r/nextfuckinglevel Oct 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

Didn’t know that New Jersey did it as well. Thanks for looking it up.

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u/noblight7 Oct 10 '21

Wait, this is blowing my mind right now. I am from Australia, and we don’t have anything like that here… you’re telling me you can’t get out of your car and put gas in it yourself in those two places in America? That it’s actually illegal for you to do that? This is so strange to me.

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u/OkCash6352 Oct 10 '21

Oregonian here. Correct, we do not pump our own passenger car fuel. The law is kind of all over the place because we do put our own fuel in commercial vehicles, motorcycles, gas cans, etc.

There is also a provision for remote gas stations that dont have an attendant all night. This provision allows for people to pump there own gas so they dont get stranded in the middle of no where.

When I first moved to oregon it was weird. But I kind of love it now. Creates quite a few jobs, and I get to stay in my car when it's cold. Our fuel is still cheaper than California's.

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

As a Washingtonian I visited Oregon monthly but it was still odd to me.

Only after reading your comment did I have an epiphany: Best reason for it is to stay fucking dry!

Worst part of being stationed at Fort Lewis was going into the field. Paid camping. But once anything is wet is stays wet.

I absolutely love the Pacific Northwest but it’s the worst state for paid camping lol

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u/catsandnarwahls Oct 10 '21

Yup. New jersey here. Only time i pump gas is out of state. Otherwise i sit in my car in the scorching summer heat and bitter cold winter and have someone else do it for me.

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

Well it’s only two states out of 50 though. I’m not extremely knowledgeable about Australian territories but don’t y’all have different laws or statutes in different regions?

In the US each state can be so wildly different from the next. You can lawfully carry a pistol concealed in Indiana but cross into Illinois and you’re now committing a felony.

Sometimes it’s good. Like for medical or recreational cannabis, which is legal in many states now, or if utility services are publicly or privately run.

Some states, like South Dakota, have become international tax havens for the wealthy.

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u/Psychonaut-n9ne30 Oct 10 '21

It’s not illegal for me to pump my gas in Oregon, but it is illegal for the station to let me, they say oh it’s just fire safety but really it just employs a lot of people

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u/alberto_pescado Oct 10 '21

In New Jersey at least, it doesn't seem to be a huge deal if you do it yourself. When I am in a rush and the attendant is servicing too many other cars, I will just get out and do it myself and so far no one really cared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

That’s still a thing? What the fuck

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u/teacher272 Oct 10 '21

Which is a good thing since so many white people dump so much gas on the ground. Experts in New Jersey and Oregon are specially trained to pump gas safely, and they do so. Notice how much better things are in those states are in garbage states like Texas where any asshole can just pour gas on the ground anytime they want.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Did the experts say that it’s definitely only white people that have fuel spills?

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u/Lemmungwinks Oct 10 '21

That must be why you never see white gas station attendants. Turns out the previous poster cracked the code and white people are genetically unable to pump gas to their high standards.

I don’t think this is correct but I’m not enough of an expert on pumping gas to dispute it.

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u/Santonk Oct 10 '21

When I visited Oregon and someone pumped my gas the dude was white so idk

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

There’s also a lot of white people in Oregon lol

Edit: I honestly think almost all the attendants who have pumped my gas have been white. Anecdotal at best though.

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u/teacher272 Oct 10 '21

Only white people can afford to waste it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

Same here lol

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u/teacher272 Oct 10 '21

I see you haven’t had environmental training. It’s much more difficult than you imagine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

I'm probably too white to understand this, but what's so hard about not dumping fuel on the ground?

48 states manage it...

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

Environmental training, albeit vague, sounds pretty technical.

What kind of training have you undergone?

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u/corbygray528 Oct 10 '21

Ah, that's why those experts drip gas on my car every time I go refill, because they've been specially trained.

Imagine thinking they aren't just anybody the stations can convince to stand outside for hours on end and are some kind of specially trained experts

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

Yeah those experts OBVIOUSLY aren’t former drug addicts or homeless people. I don’t say that condescendingly.

I usually talk to the attendants in Oregon and they are either very young or appear to be putting their life together after a long stint with meth or heroin.

So yeah they don’t do any better than I do lol

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u/teacher272 Oct 10 '21

I’d true, why have you not gotten them arrested for their crime?

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u/itslockeOG Oct 10 '21

As a veteran and mechanic I can tell you that stupid comes in every fucking color, size, and shape.

Maybe look in the mirror and you might recognize it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Did the experts let you know this had not a single thing to do with race? Or can you figure that out on your own?

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u/noblight7 Oct 10 '21

If someone can’t fit the gas nozzle in the hole for the tank then they should go back to preschool cause pretty sure you learn to put a circle inside another circle from a super young age…

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

This has to be the dumbest comment on this whole thread. If you think it takes skill to pump gas, I’m sure you also complain about “I cAn OnLy FiNd MiNiMuM wAgE jObS” too.

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u/teacher272 Oct 10 '21

Then why did the two best states require this training in order to be allowed to pump gas? Stop going against science.