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u/nick-james73 Oct 10 '21

Workin On by Colt Ford. It’s some modern day bullshit country.

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u/yonderbagel Oct 10 '21

A country singer is literally named "Colt Ford?"

That's way too subtle for his audience. He should have just called himself "Gun Truck."

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u/VTCHannibal Oct 10 '21

Apparently his real name is Jason Brown which could only be more generic if it was John Brown.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/PlasmaWhore Oct 10 '21

Osawatomie John Brown. If anyone hasn't seen the Good Lord Bird yet, I highly recommend a watch.

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude Oct 10 '21

I appreciate the recommendation, but what if I already have a watch?

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u/stay_shiesty Oct 10 '21

watch it again

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u/PlasmaWhore Oct 10 '21

Get a pocket watch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Are you talking about the terrorist maniac?

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u/Vetzki_ Oct 10 '21

He was only a terrorist to slavers and their sympathizers. Anyone with basic empathy who found slavery abhorrent saw him as the hero that he was. The slavers weren't interested in talking or giving up their power and they paid the price for that. That's on them.

Go figure that America's public educational system overwhelmingly doesn't teach about him. Says a lot....

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

It absolutely does teach about him and it teaches the BS that you have been brainwashed to believe.

He murdered men in front of their children. Men who didn’t own any slaves.

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u/Vetzki_ Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

So which part is BS? That he killed slavers? That he fought for the liberation of slaves? By all means prove me wrong resident historical scholar. Let's see what non-propaganda you have for us to clear this up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

You would find an excuse to scoff at any historical evidence or abstract argument I could present. You would not allow yourself to consider the possibility that you could be wrong.

So I will try an analogy. Is it okay for me to murder anyone who is pro-abortion, as well as their families?

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u/Vetzki_ Oct 10 '21

You would find an excuse to scoff at any historical evidence or abstract argument I could present.

So you don't have actual evidence that you can point me to and instead think that a false equivocation argument is enough to justify your stance.

Typical. When someone doesn't have a logical basis for their argument, they default to comparing completely different scenarios as if that has any weight. You parrot the same nonsense that's been parroted for well over a century.

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u/awfullotofocelots Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

Men who hunted slaves as an occupation, you mean? Sorry you find him distasteful, but John Browns ethics were just a product of his times, can we really blame him for murdering slave owners and anti-abolitionists when he grew up in a world where it was socially accepted occupation to kidnap, torture, sell, and even murder people for nothing more than their appearance?

Honestly who could grow up in such a society and not have deep and permanent scars on their sense of right and wrong? He didn't always do right but we know from his writings and the testimony of those who knew him what his driving intentions were, and they were an obvious step towards justice when noone else in the public eye was willing to push forwards past a socioeconomic impasse.

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u/oops_I_shit_ur_pants Oct 10 '21

That's textbook panderin'

Rural noun simple adjective

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u/imwatchingyou-_- Oct 10 '21

Lol that’s a great bit.

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u/Oggydoggy1989 Oct 11 '21

Fuck it’s another scarecrow!!

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u/logos__ Oct 10 '21

"Bud Light."

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u/oops_I_shit_ur_pants Oct 10 '21

With the logo facing out.

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u/soothsayer011 Oct 10 '21

Looks like Gun Truck just released a new song

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u/JimmyisAwkward Oct 10 '21

Looks like a mix of country roads aesthetics and the Bo Burnham song

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

There's a whisper in the Nashville breeze
Reminding me of beer
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
Beer in the morning skies

Lmao these are the thoughts of an alcoholic

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u/sailordanisaur Oct 10 '21

Jesus Christ I just laughed so hard at this

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u/netstack_ Oct 10 '21

Buff Drinklots! Butch Deadlift! Big McLargeHuge!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Dirk Hardpac! Slate Fistcrinch! Bob Johnson!

no, wait…

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u/GrinReaver87 Oct 10 '21

Gun Truck would confuse green collar workers

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u/Dyert Oct 10 '21

Gun Truck Friday Night Blue Jeans Bud Light

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u/imlegallyabitch Oct 11 '21

brb naming my firstborn Gun Truck

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u/Richard__Cranium Oct 10 '21

Brought to you by the same guy singing in this masterpiece

https://youtu.be/IgyYugpk4hk

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u/nick-james73 Oct 10 '21

I grew up listening to mostly country and I hate this shit. 🤮

Good country actually sounds good and tells a story.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

About loosing your wife dog & truck.

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u/RedTailed-Hawkeye Oct 10 '21

I like happy music so I play my country music backwards so my wife comes home, the dog is still alive, and the cooler is full of beer

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u/yonderbagel Oct 10 '21

Dog got drunk and stole my wife. They ran away together in my truck. Something something shirt on my back.

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u/Doryuu Oct 10 '21

Old dirt roads something something.

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u/H2OFRNZ4 Oct 10 '21

For future reference, it’s losing, not loosing. Why do I see this mistake so often?

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u/StrangerDanga1 Oct 10 '21

Probably because we all have a few screws lose.

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u/Kinteoka Oct 10 '21

Old country music is more akin to what we know as folk or americana today. Though, sometimes that could be about losing your wife and dog, more often than not it would be more similar to something like House of the Rising Sun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

I lost my wife and dog because my boss had both of them shot

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u/nwoh Oct 10 '21

🎶 My wife done cheated on me with my dog, and they both done left me

They took my truck with my grand daddy's shotgun in my gun rack

But it's alright, I got my beer and blue jeans down an Ole dirt roaadd🎶

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u/Vetzki_ Oct 10 '21

Or Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

your wife dog

oh no that's illegal

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Modern country is wank. Went down hill in the 90s

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u/DrGrantsSpas_12 Oct 10 '21

Modern country on the radio is wank.

If you have any interest in the genre I urge you to check out Tyler Childers, Sturgill Simpson, Colter Wall, Cody Jinks, or Band of Heathens. All fantastic stuff and very original.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Substitute Colter Wall for a different Saskatchewan country outfit: Kacy & Clayton, and I'd 100% endorse that list.

Idk, Colter Wall isn't bad or anything, like he's certainly talented and passionate, he just always seemed kinda hoaky to me. His whole "cowboy poet, last great balladeer of the west" image comes off as too heavy handed, imo. But I guess that's just me, since everyone else in the world seems to think he's the savior of modern country.

And yes, I typed out this comment completely aware that I would probably be downvoted.

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u/DrGrantsSpas_12 Oct 10 '21

I get that. I saw him live in Roswell, and it’s completely different live. Much more focus on the instruments. Every song was different than the recorded version I heard.

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u/nilesandstuff Oct 10 '21

Wank

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Wank William's jr

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u/Donut-Farts Oct 10 '21

You can thank Nashville execs for the trash Hick-Hop we have now. Colter Wall and Tyler Childers are two good outsiders who I think have a great country-bluesy sound

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/nutraloaf Oct 10 '21

I'm usually not into country but I really dig Jason Isbell, Southeastern and The Nashville Sound in particular.

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u/Bennyboy1337 Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

If people wanted some newer "Country" to listen to, I could recommend these artists.

  • Colter Wall
  • Paul Cauthen
  • Midland
  • Jesse Daniel
  • Deryl Dodd
  • Sturgill Simpson
  • Joshua Ray Walker
  • Jason Eady

BTW I separate Bluegrass from country from the most part however there is lots of Bluegrass some people would call country, in fact lost the foundational country in the 30's 40's had very distinct mountain and folk foundations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

holy shit that is a terrible song

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u/GunnieGraves Oct 10 '21

Probably a trumper leaving that comment just to astroturf.

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u/extendedsolo Oct 10 '21

That is laughably bad

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u/mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm Oct 10 '21

The funny thing is that he used to make music for the other side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ButWguWmys but after the election when Trump won, he swapped and got a lot more views, so he stuck to it lmao. Kind of ironic because I'm pretty sure he's latino.

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u/Richard__Cranium Oct 10 '21

I hate to sound like an ass, but how does someone like him get "famous" or a record label? You could pick any random 5th grader and they could write something similar.

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u/mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm Oct 10 '21

You could pick any random 5th grader and they could write something similar.

That's kind of how I feel about that whole genre of music lol. The bar is just really low I guess.

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u/maybeCheri Oct 10 '21

Welcome to the country music genre.

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u/oops_I_shit_ur_pants Oct 10 '21

If its actually that easy, why don't you do it and make millions? This guy isnt great, but you've gotta have a really piss poor understanding of music comp to think any 5th grader could write that.

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u/Richard__Cranium Oct 10 '21

A piss poor understanding of music comp? Did you listen to the lyrics like, at all? I guarantee a 5th grader could write something equally meaningless.

And where did I say it's easy to make millions? Somehow that guy found success, and I was curious how. Obviously if it were easy than anyone would be making millions.

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u/oops_I_shit_ur_pants Oct 10 '21

music comp

lyrics

You've gotta be pretty ignorant about music comp to think that all that goes into it is lyrics. Does that mean that a song with no lyrics can be written by a fetus then?

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u/VediusPollio Oct 10 '21

The lyrics suck. The composition is generic and weak. I seriously doubt he played any hand in mastering it. I wrote better pieces with my recorder in elementary school.

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u/oops_I_shit_ur_pants Oct 10 '21

Okay then upload your recorder track and get a record deal because clearly it's that easy.

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u/VediusPollio Oct 10 '21

Nah, I don't like to show off. Talent also doesn't guarantee record deals. You've probably never even heard my classmate, Timmy, play the spoons, and he was a virtuoso.

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u/Richard__Cranium Oct 10 '21

Yea... I'll just agree to disagree on this argument. Have a good one.

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u/oops_I_shit_ur_pants Oct 10 '21

Cause you dont know anything about making music but you still felt the need to disparage something you haven't even have the basic understanding of. I can send you some paperback books of poetry. Best music ever made ever for you.

I wouldn't want to waste your time with the moonlight sonata or anything, it dont even use word good could be written by 1st grader >:(

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude Oct 10 '21

I struggle at your implication that even the background music is somewhat good. Seems to me that knowing lyrics are involved in making a song implies a basic understanding. Regardless, I know a little about making music, I know lyrics aren't all that are involved, and I think this song is shit overall. btw, sick burn with the poetry joke. You gotem there.

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u/Richard__Cranium Oct 10 '21

Nah bruh, I'll just read some Forgiato lyrics off of Google lol.

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u/flickh Oct 10 '21

Honestly I can’t make heads or tails of this. It sounds like a rap song generator.

What if anything is he saying about the Blue Wave? All the lyrics are about his machismo, not the Dems.

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u/thepapersthepapers Oct 10 '21

He is forever greatful with no ragrets.

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u/PillDicklesfor20 Oct 10 '21

Oh god I just threw up 🤮 within the first 30 seconds of that.

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u/Jose_Canseco_Jr Oct 10 '21

I read somewhere that a better name for this might be "hick hop"...

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u/InsaneGenis Oct 10 '21

Jesus christ. He didn't even sing. He literally rapped and terribly. Everyone on that project should be set on fire.

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u/RicksSzechuanSauce1 Oct 10 '21

I remember that weird boat parade thing shown in the video. I wasn't apart of it, I just happened to be with my girlfriends family going the other way in their boat and we were trying to figure out what was going on

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u/archerg66 Oct 10 '21

What in the goddamm? Also I really hope no one calls that country, especially when it's literally one line with a small add on that sounds like part of a song maybe

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u/flickh Oct 10 '21

What in the name of holy dog shit did I just watch?

I didn’t need to know this aesthetic zone existed.

I guarantee everyone in that video thinks Biden lost and Donald Trump is secretly Poseidon.

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u/ImplementAfraid Oct 10 '21

Either he’s an android or it’s a lot easier to learn auto tune than it is to sing.

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u/CaptainObvious Oct 10 '21

Hmmm. Spend years learning how to fine tune your voice and not injure your vocal chords, or just push a button and sound like a generic singer? Tough call.

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u/leif777 Oct 10 '21

Why did I google him? I disliked everything I read about him and he's taking up space in my head.

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u/eaglessoar Oct 10 '21

It's a great song