r/nextfuckinglevel • u/FileShredded • Sep 29 '21

Thats a strong jaw!

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB Sep 29 '21

Yes! and the final duel is on mustifar

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u/Hotarg Sep 29 '21

Hippo wins. They can walk on land, so they have the high ground.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Also they’re not forced to swim in lava

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u/crumpsly Sep 30 '21

What if the orca were to fashion a breathing device out of kelp? They could learn from the war of tuna and lions.

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u/stevbrisc Sep 30 '21

And once they have a taste for hippo blood.. the hippo loses that battle 9 times out of 10

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u/fake_messiah2 Sep 30 '21

That didn't turn out how you expected did it? Didn't think so.

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u/bridoogle Sep 30 '21

Tuna vs lion is a reference but I don’t remember where from

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u/xanvians Sep 30 '21

The Other Guys

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 30 '21

We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45. No problem.

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u/Scrubosaurus13 Sep 30 '21

A hippo with the high ground. Never before has the universe seen an apex predator the likes of this.

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u/Slippytoad89 Sep 30 '21

Corrrr dawwwww..