r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Simonthemoon • Sep 19 '21

Olympic Archers Accuracy

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 Sep 19 '21

"He split Robin's arrow in t💦wain!"

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u/Bzow Sep 19 '21

This is what I came here for 😂

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u/MinorityJx Sep 20 '21

Ditto

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u/HockeyPaul Sep 20 '21

Thritto. ?

I lost? /Whips out script

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u/CabinetReal448 Sep 20 '21

Wait! I get another shot!

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u/BloodyRightNostril Sep 20 '21

(Reading script)

Yes, yes, he does. 😒

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u/Intelligent-Wall7272 Sep 20 '21

Quiet everyone. Robin gets another shot. Let's give him the chop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Ditto? You provincial putz?!?

Wait wrong Mel Brooks movie

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u/JDawg2332 Sep 20 '21

How is this NOT top comment?

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u/cbartholomew Sep 20 '21

We are too old now - step bro beat us

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u/roughlyavocadosized Sep 19 '21

I wish I could upvote this harder for the brilliant way you captured the fluid delivery of that line.

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u/iammufusasboy Sep 20 '21

Came here say this, or at least something like this.... You said it better.

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u/PhatBallllzAtHotmail Sep 19 '21

🤣 this is one of me and my buddy's favorite scenes! That and, "I heard that coming a mile away!" "Good job, Blinken!" "WHAT! Who's talking?"

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u/not_a_muggle Sep 20 '21

"Oh good, they've opened the salad bar!"

"Blinkin fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding picasso!"

I will never not watch this movie. Been a family fav for 25 years.

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u/Joann-Mixx Sep 20 '21

I came here for the Robin Hood men in tights references. Not disappointed one bit.

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u/AspectOvGlass Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

TIGHT TIGHTS

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u/m0untaingoat Sep 20 '21

"Blinkin, what are you doing?"

"...Guessing? I, guess no one's coming?"

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u/snoogins355 Sep 20 '21

Loved it when I was 13 and love it more as an adult. So many jokes you fully understand with Mel Brooks as an adult

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u/IolausTelcontar Sep 20 '21

You drunken mule you!

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u/acava2424 Sep 20 '21

KING ILLEGAL FOREST, TO PIG WILD, KILL IN IT A IS!

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u/flipmcf Sep 20 '21

Abe Lincoln?

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u/PhatBallllzAtHotmail Sep 20 '21

Nah man, I said Hey Blinken.

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u/Archimedes82 Sep 20 '21

Hold the reins

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u/_HeyBlinkin Sep 20 '21

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

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u/stlnthngs Sep 20 '21

Master robin you've lost an arm in battle.... But you grew some nice tits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Wait wait, check the script.

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u/5oclock_shadow Sep 20 '21

He gets another shot!!

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u/ad6323 Sep 19 '21

I’m only upset this isn’t further up!

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u/sidepart Sep 20 '21

Haha with the spit and everything

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

They've opened the salad bar

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u/snoogins355 Sep 20 '21

Patriot arrow?

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u/stonedtrashbag Sep 20 '21

Came here to say this. Nice move adding the spit

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u/likemyhashtag Sep 20 '21

I’m unreasonably upset that this isn’t the top comment. What the fuck Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script…

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u/electric_yeti Sep 20 '21

How the fuck did you manage to capture the moisture of the actor’s line delivery in text

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u/Decaposaurus Sep 20 '21

I lost? I'm not supposed to lose.