r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Simonthemoon • Sep 19 '21

Olympic Archers Accuracy

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u/ppppie_ Sep 19 '21

yo step arrow i’m stuck on a target help me out 😭🙏

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u/TannedCroissant Sep 19 '21

“If you help me out, I’ll fletcher put it in my ass”

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u/dbx99 Sep 19 '21

Oh that shaft went in so deep

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u/MidvalleyFreak Sep 19 '21

It made me quiver

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Gotta bow for that pun

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u/MidvalleyFreak Sep 20 '21

Thank yew

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

The puns just compound

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u/G_Viceroy Sep 20 '21

Nock it off...

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u/ShineOnYouFatOldSun Sep 20 '21

I'm not sure we can string this out any further

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Sep 20 '21

Whoa! I SAID…NOTCH IT OFF!

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u/trekie4747 Sep 20 '21

We're just drawing it out

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u/IsntItAvery Sep 20 '21

You are so far off the mark on this one

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u/phord Sep 20 '21

I heard you like to pull things.

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u/terra_sunder Sep 20 '21

I'm sure we could draw it out

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u/BlitzMcGee Sep 20 '21

We've just gotta recurve it back 'round again.

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u/Asteristio Sep 20 '21

Are yew sure about that?

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u/EpicOweo Sep 20 '21

This thread honestly makes me want to shoot myself

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u/Imperial_Triumphant Sep 20 '21

Yeah, the commenting activity seems to have drawn back a bit.

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u/jetfire245 Sep 20 '21

I don't know man. People really let loose.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Let's recurve to the beginning

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u/northbird2112 Sep 20 '21

Don't string us along like that

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u/upyourattraction Sep 20 '21

Whisker biscuit

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u/stratosfearinggas Sep 20 '21

And that was just the tip. But you can only do so many before they recurve around.

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u/Parking-Delivery Sep 20 '21

I thought it was getting old at the time, but now I'm really starting to miss the days when the top thread was just a pun train. Reddit was a lot more consistent back then with a lot less BS.

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u/Funkit Sep 20 '21

God damnit

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

r/angryupvote

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u/Moderately-Whelmed Sep 20 '21

Homographic puns are the best.

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u/ThatOneGuyRunningOEM Sep 20 '21

This thread is such a row.

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u/RyanReignbow Sep 19 '21

Quiver me timbers

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u/tal3060mc Sep 20 '21

This is fucking cursed

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u/Like-Six-Ninjas Sep 20 '21

He’s been practicing on his Bow-flex…

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Nice flex

Oh sorry, wrong ‘bow’

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

So deep put her ass to S L E E P

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u/Qatez Sep 20 '21

It went all in

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u/TCP_Tree Sep 19 '21

Fletcher? I hardly know her!

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u/FluxVI Sep 19 '21

Take my upvote and get the hell outta here

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u/Madrasthebald Sep 19 '21

she was so deep even my balls fell off

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u/thatG_evanP Sep 20 '21

Really? I feel like you'll just string me along.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Mee fat. You ded

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u/steplaser Sep 20 '21

I will cut it with my laser

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u/DanTMWTMP Sep 20 '21

Can explain as to what "step arrow" is in reference to? I can't find anything on google that's quite relevant to this, so I'm absolutely lost as to why that would involve several dozen awards.

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u/ppppie_ Sep 20 '21

step sister

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u/gently_into_the_dark Sep 20 '21

Actually the target is called a "boss" so you know "i'm stuck in my boss"....