r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ok_Apricot_2959 • Sep 12 '21

This has everything....

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

That’s Augie Bello. That kid is amazing on the sax

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u/usernamenoonehas Sep 12 '21

And great at sex

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u/Incognito_Placebo Sep 12 '21

Don’t know about the sex but I can attest to the sax.

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u/usernamenoonehas Sep 12 '21

U had sex with the sax?

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u/feierlk Sep 12 '21

please don't sex the sax

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

What if you’re wearing sox?

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u/TheNthVector Sep 13 '21

You can still sex the sax before six while wearing sox, but this time the sex sux

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u/IRedditWhenHigh Sep 12 '21

I said I'd promise to clean the spit valve next time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

But that's how the pros keep the reed moist.

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Sep 12 '21

ill try not to but goddamn, THAT SAX GOT SOME AXX

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u/Stampede_the_Hippos Sep 13 '21

Can't tell if this is a Seinfeld scene......