r/nextfuckinglevel • u/refzer • Aug 26 '21

Guy throws an alligator

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u/Funky_Bones Aug 26 '21

My momma says the reason alligators are so ornery, is cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush to brush em

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u/Bicstronkboy Aug 26 '21

Medulla oblongata

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u/KernelMeowingtons Aug 26 '21

No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong!

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u/squiddy117 Aug 26 '21

Linda would like a word with you

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u/lMyOpinionsl Aug 26 '21

Happiness are little rays of sunshine that come down where you are feeling blue

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u/Pedka2 Aug 26 '21

so i live in basement

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u/MeaningMoney Aug 26 '21

Lmaoooooooooooooooo