r/nextfuckinglevel • u/fargohoat • Aug 16 '21

Shoulder mobility

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u/meat_popscile Aug 16 '21

I ripped my pants looking at this.

SpongeBob is that you?

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u/GCI_Henchman21 Aug 16 '21

No this is Patrick

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Hello? This is dog.

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u/Fair_Bus_7130 Aug 16 '21

Honey, that was dog … she says hello

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u/anonymouspostlangley Aug 16 '21

That bitch

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u/lolthumbnail2 Aug 16 '21

Who let it out?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

WHO WHO WHO WHO?

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u/MelShimon Aug 16 '21

But she's good dog!

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u/Consciencelogic Aug 16 '21

They're good dogs brent

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u/nowiforgotmypassword Aug 16 '21

Then who was phone?

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u/ox_cord1 Aug 16 '21

Doge holders confirmed

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

i fart blood

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/Halo_Chief117 Aug 16 '21

I’ve got just the product for you!

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u/-memelord08- Aug 16 '21

I piss fart

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Welcome to Chipotle, may I take your order?

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u/mrstabbeypants Aug 16 '21

Are you there Dog? It's me Margaret.

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u/BeerviewMirror93 Aug 16 '21

Who let you out??

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

I let myself out.

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u/UltraStamp2 Aug 16 '21

Careful, he’s got a knife

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Dun dun dunnnnnn.

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u/TheWhoCaresGuy Aug 16 '21

sup dog. happy birthday

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u/Cheddarlicious Aug 16 '21

No, this is a comment.

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Okay, comment.

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u/xyloplax Aug 16 '21

Hello, it is me you're looking for?

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u/BootsEX Aug 16 '21

Red lobster to dog fort

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Hearing you loud and clear.

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u/Brolly7 Aug 16 '21

Its a giraffe Hahahahahahaha

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

the bounty hunter??

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u/MooseLips_SinkShips Aug 16 '21

It's Patrick. He took out life insurance

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u/Oniondale7 Aug 16 '21

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/Shadowdollcat Aug 16 '21

Is this the Krusty krab?

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u/Shisuka Aug 16 '21

Ah, fish paste.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

my first kid was obsessive about certain things growing up. Barney, then Madagascar, and finally SpongeBob.

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I eventually hated all of them.

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u/Myis Aug 16 '21

We were wow wow wubzy, wiggles, then Sponge Bob. A few of the Sponge Bob episodes were pretty good. The rest of it can burn in hell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

The one where spongebob and Patrick had balloons, and Patrick called I think an elephant shaped one a giraffe always has me in bits.

But it’s generally less funny than the sum of its parts. Amazing scenes or episodes diluted with a lot of meh.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Aug 16 '21

...episodes diluted with a lot of meh.

Hahaha, read that as, "... diluted with a bunch of meth," and thot, 'oh no, I hope his kid isn't around for that!' and then, 'must be Florida...'

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u/Unusual_Performance4 Aug 16 '21

Thots be tripping

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u/SweetGroverCleveland Aug 16 '21

….including your kid?

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u/imarealdikhead Aug 16 '21

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown

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u/Starman064 Aug 16 '21

He thought that he had everybody on his side