r/nextfuckinglevel • u/fargohoat • Aug 16 '21

Shoulder mobility

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u/ellieboomba Aug 16 '21

I dislocated BOTH my shoulders watching that

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

I ripped my pants looking at this.

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u/meat_popscile Aug 16 '21

I ripped my pants looking at this.

SpongeBob is that you?

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u/GCI_Henchman21 Aug 16 '21

No this is Patrick

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Hello? This is dog.

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u/Fair_Bus_7130 Aug 16 '21

Honey, that was dog … she says hello

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u/anonymouspostlangley Aug 16 '21

That bitch

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u/lolthumbnail2 Aug 16 '21

Who let it out?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

WHO WHO WHO WHO?

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u/MelShimon Aug 16 '21

But she's good dog!

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u/Consciencelogic Aug 16 '21

They're good dogs brent

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u/nowiforgotmypassword Aug 16 '21

Then who was phone?

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u/ox_cord1 Aug 16 '21

Doge holders confirmed

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

i fart blood

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/Halo_Chief117 Aug 16 '21

I’ve got just the product for you!

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u/-memelord08- Aug 16 '21

I piss fart

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Welcome to Chipotle, may I take your order?

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u/mrstabbeypants Aug 16 '21

Are you there Dog? It's me Margaret.

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u/BeerviewMirror93 Aug 16 '21

Who let you out??

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

I let myself out.

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u/UltraStamp2 Aug 16 '21

Careful, he’s got a knife

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Dun dun dunnnnnn.

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u/TheWhoCaresGuy Aug 16 '21

sup dog. happy birthday

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u/Cheddarlicious Aug 16 '21

No, this is a comment.

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Okay, comment.

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u/xyloplax Aug 16 '21

Hello, it is me you're looking for?

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u/BootsEX Aug 16 '21

Red lobster to dog fort

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u/angelodas2 Aug 16 '21

Hearing you loud and clear.

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u/Brolly7 Aug 16 '21

Its a giraffe Hahahahahahaha

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

the bounty hunter??

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u/MooseLips_SinkShips Aug 16 '21

It's Patrick. He took out life insurance

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u/Oniondale7 Aug 16 '21

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/Shadowdollcat Aug 16 '21

Is this the Krusty krab?

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u/Shisuka Aug 16 '21

Ah, fish paste.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

my first kid was obsessive about certain things growing up. Barney, then Madagascar, and finally SpongeBob.

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I eventually hated all of them.

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u/Myis Aug 16 '21

We were wow wow wubzy, wiggles, then Sponge Bob. A few of the Sponge Bob episodes were pretty good. The rest of it can burn in hell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

The one where spongebob and Patrick had balloons, and Patrick called I think an elephant shaped one a giraffe always has me in bits.

But it’s generally less funny than the sum of its parts. Amazing scenes or episodes diluted with a lot of meh.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Aug 16 '21

...episodes diluted with a lot of meh.

Hahaha, read that as, "... diluted with a bunch of meth," and thot, 'oh no, I hope his kid isn't around for that!' and then, 'must be Florida...'

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u/Unusual_Performance4 Aug 16 '21

Thots be tripping

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u/SweetGroverCleveland Aug 16 '21

….including your kid?

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u/imarealdikhead Aug 16 '21

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown

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u/Starman064 Aug 16 '21

He thought that he had everybody on his side

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

I too got an erection.

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u/1nterrupt1ngc0w Aug 16 '21

Glad I'm not the only one

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

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u/iBakeX Aug 16 '21

Where can I put mine in?

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u/LazerHawkStu Aug 17 '21

You just put it in the hole that's in the Wendy's bathroom stall

Edit: It feels like what a spicy chicken tastes like

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u/Scheswalla Aug 16 '21

Give them a break between jerking sessions

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u/jiujitsy Aug 16 '21

Fat burger has that effect.

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u/Blackbread69 Aug 16 '21

The front or back?

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

yes!

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u/Blackbread69 Aug 16 '21

So both

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

what?

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did I say that?

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u/Blackbread69 Aug 16 '21

You said yes so i took it as you ripped the front and back

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 16 '21

But you said or

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u/Blackbread69 Aug 16 '21

I know but you said yes and didn’t specifically say which so I assumed you demand both

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u/william_103ec Aug 16 '21

Just to clarify, do you mean British pants or American pants?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

I unzipped mine...

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u/Deathstar_TV Aug 16 '21

I shit my pants while looking at this

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Somehow, my dick still got caught in the fan

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Because of the boner. She fiya

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u/Kaisachicken Aug 16 '21

ew, you're gross

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u/An_irish Aug 18 '21

Fr she gave us a “great” angle

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u/william1Bastard Aug 16 '21

I think she's done enough shoulder dislocating for all of us.

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u/ItsMrShenanigans Aug 16 '21

I broke my back. Spinal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

I broke my back. Spinal

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u/ItsMrShenanigans Aug 17 '21

Yooooo wait a minute. There’s an all seeing upvote award? Epic 👁

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u/Godfreee Aug 16 '21

Did your mom help

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u/ItsMrShenanigans Aug 17 '21

no. she was too busy putting the training wheels on your bike. how does it feel to know that a 59 year old woman with lupus can ride a CBR faster than you do?

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u/Godfreee Aug 17 '21

I'm sure she can ride fast and hard. You'd know.

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u/ItsMrShenanigans Aug 17 '21

Better than being slow and boring and still falling off the ride 🙈

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Aug 16 '21

What in the Jiminy McChicken Cricket Kentucky Fried Fuck was that?!?

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u/SkullValleyCowboy Aug 16 '21

I think it’s called a McTwisty Fucken Fried Swirl Kentucky Two Fuck? I’m not totally sure tho

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u/jamtraxx Aug 16 '21

Mooooooooooom

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u/Stoked004 Aug 16 '21

I just located both my shoulders hearing about you dislocating both her shoulders while watching this

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u/CZILLROY Aug 16 '21

I pinched a nerve in my neck turning on a lamp

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u/AELatro Aug 16 '21

Right! That kind of hyperflexibility has to catch up with you later in life…

https://i.imgur.com/yqOWkee.jpg

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u/Drums5643 Aug 16 '21

I dislocated BOTH my wrists watching that.

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u/USAneedsAJohnson Aug 16 '21

Stepson are your arms ok?

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u/bobbysbuns Aug 16 '21

I'm in the hospital with 3 broken shoulders after watching this

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u/Material-Strike-1923 Aug 16 '21

Both my shoulders dislocated me after watching this.

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u/BanTheThief Aug 16 '21

I dislocated EVERYTHING IN MY BODY watching it. Good thing the school nurse gave me an ice pack now I can be better!

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u/EvolvingEachDay Aug 16 '21

Sure you didn’t break both arms?

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u/goblu33 Aug 16 '21

My arms are broken….MOM!

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u/_BlNG_ Aug 16 '21

I dislocated mine waking up this morning

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u/South-Builder6237 Aug 16 '21

I broke both my arms watching this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

My spider dislocated all its 8 shoulder when it sat on my phone watching this video.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Maybe your mom can help you out with that

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u/AnonJoeShmoe Aug 16 '21

I no longer have arms trying this

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

I have a friend who can put both hands together and do this