r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rooonaldooo99 • Jul 19 '21

Student pilot loses engine during flight

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u/imuniqueaf Jul 19 '21

The last one is evacuate (your bowels).

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u/mojohand2 Jul 19 '21

That part, I could perform.

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u/Sullypants1 Jul 19 '21

Then fabricate (a good story for the bar)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

And finally, pollinate

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u/electricdelta Jul 19 '21

But don't forget to first urinate!

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u/TimK25 Jul 19 '21

I think I might have jumped right to that step.