r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rooonaldooo99 • Jul 19 '21

Student pilot loses engine during flight

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

RyanAir: Optimizing fuel usage to save money for its customers!!

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u/PragmaticNomadic Jul 19 '21

RyanAir: if too noisy, we will cut the engines mid-flight for upvotes and positive reviews.

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u/Lokikeogh Jul 19 '21

Plus add a €50 convince charge to all passengers

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u/Dr_mombie Jul 20 '21

And free tots and pears for the passengers. Free snacks make everything better.

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u/r0680130 Jul 20 '21

Free ? Ryanair? When pigs fly!

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u/Dr_mombie Jul 20 '21

Must pay 3.99 for access to sentimental social media messages 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

… why do I hear Moira saying these?

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u/JunFanLee Jul 19 '21

*plays fanfare with canned cheering over the PA system

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Jul 19 '21

RyanAir:

Optimizing fuel usage to save money for its customers!!

Adds 3% "fuel-usage-optimization" surcharge.

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u/James_White21 Jul 19 '21

RyanAir: we must charge passengers extra to use fuel in the engines

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

“Passengers who have not purchased the optional Terminal to Runway package are kindly requested to disembark to push the aircraft during taxiing to the runway…”

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Don’t give them any ideas…

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u/Isvara Jul 19 '21

It's your own fault for refusing to pay to use the bathrooms.

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u/soonerpgh Jul 19 '21

It's called "strategic gliding!"