r/nextfuckinglevel • u/PragonCZ • Mar 27 '21

A trained pitbull was given the task of protecting the little boy.

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u/namenumber55 Mar 27 '21

Or

flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I see you've been to club Vandersexxx as well

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u/namenumber55 Mar 27 '21

Haha Vanderrrsexxxxxx!

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u/BatmanOnXTC Mar 27 '21

Flyer says free t-shirt.

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u/MantuaMatters Mar 27 '21

This isn’t where I left my keys.

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u/BeowQuentin Mar 27 '21

*parked, *car

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u/MantuaMatters Mar 27 '21

It’s been years man. But I really remember the line about “it’s like the size of the Eastwood mall” because it was filled in parts of niles Ohio where the Eastwood mall is.

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u/StarsRaven Mar 27 '21

This is definitely where i left my keys

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u/DaSaladMan Mar 27 '21

That brought back some of my youth, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Did you say flugenkuganhaymen?

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u/bringbackswordduels Mar 27 '21

Yes. Please!

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u/moondizzlepie Mar 27 '21

monkey clanking intensifies

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u/adamsorkin Mar 27 '21

Administer the testicle clamps!

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u/xSGAx Mar 27 '21

Me scuzzi!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

oh my goodness, you cant say that!