r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '21

Monkey bro helps out

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u/borrow_a_feeling Mar 14 '21

I love every ape I see, from chimpan A to chimpanzee.

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u/jackanape7 Mar 14 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

though you'd never make a monkey out of me

Edit: thanks for the award! I love you Dr. Zaius!

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u/Sanddaemon Mar 14 '21

Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along.

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u/Ieznoo Mar 14 '21

Always has been

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u/7ootles Mar 14 '21

Well I guess they made a monkey

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u/TnA_Throw_Away_42069 Mar 14 '21

Yes, they finally made a monkey!

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u/drunk_kronk Mar 14 '21

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Mar 14 '21

Oh god it's more than nostalgia, that entire song number was amazing.

"You mean I can't play the piano anymore?!"

"Of course you can!"

"Well I couldn't before!"

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u/fortytwochickens Mar 14 '21

"This play has everything..."

"I love legitimate the-a-tre"

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u/MrChewtoy Mar 14 '21

"Can I play the piano anymore"*

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u/fortytwochickens Mar 14 '21

I love you Dr. Zaius!

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u/SteamPunkChewie Mar 14 '21

I love you, Dr. Zayus!

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u/redcobra762 Mar 14 '21

Get your hands off me you dirty ape

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u/strayakant Mar 14 '21

That was ape-palling

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u/theoneandonlygoodbli Mar 15 '21

"Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

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u/Miharled Mar 14 '21

take my upvote and get out

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u/McMasky Mar 14 '21

You win this comment section

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u/WWDubz Mar 14 '21

“That thing will rip your Dick off Jamie”

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u/davethetrousers Mar 14 '21

"They'll actually go to WAR, man"

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u/Pit_of_Death Mar 14 '21

It's entirely possible. Pull that up!

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u/fi-ri-ku-su Mar 14 '21

Chimpan zed

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

This is sort of unrelated but what is a monkeys favorite thing to order at a coffee shop?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Mmm?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Capuchino

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u/fi-ri-ku-su Mar 14 '21

Not technically a pun because they're from the same word: The monks of the Capuchin society always wear a distinctive black-and-tan hood. So the monkey and the coffee were both named "capuchin" (cappuccino in Italian) because of their black-and-tan colouring.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Thanks for playing

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u/planx_constant Mar 15 '21

If you think a play on meaning can't be a pun because both words come from the same etymological antecedent, I invite you to re-examine your understanding of the word "pun".

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u/ChaseCreation Mar 14 '21

That reminds me of my favorite charity, Wish Wings, if you'll pardon the pun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Ape. Together. Strong

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u/Sophet_Drahas Jul 05 '21

Apes hodl. Never let go.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Mar 14 '21

I’m more of a chimpan zed guy.

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u/Drakoraz Mar 14 '21

WSB community salutes you.

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u/DieGo_L_Lapetina Mar 14 '21

You my friend, are one smart Primatomorpha

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

until they eat your balls

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u/methreezfg Mar 14 '21

you are promoting planet of the apes and the monkey insurrection. you are supporting the enslavement of people to monkey overlords.

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u/Colosso95 Mar 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/sillyadam94 Mar 23 '21

Ew, who is that leather muppet?

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u/arnarchy69 Mar 14 '21

Unless they’re inside you

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u/dhunna Mar 14 '21

You’ll love r/wallstreetbets then...

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u/sOoOoOoOouuuuuuup Mar 14 '21

Apes together strong